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It's these life moments that make this place special.I can't believe I clicked back on this thread just to find out how someone's first frontal wipe went.
It's these life moments that make this place special.I can't believe I clicked back on this thread just to find out how someone's first frontal wipe went.
Bobcat10 said:Shift a little weight to left side. Reach behind with right hand. Wipe upwards (the people who push poo towards the jewels baffle me as much as the standers). Finish off with a toddler wipe when at home.
FYI, For public poos, sitting or standing, always put a long enough toilet paper strand over the auto flush sensor so it doesn't set off spraying unwanted gross water on your ###.
Wby don't you want to see how other dudes wipe their behinds?Pass
@shukeVs @General Malaise: Wipe OffI think everyone should put a GoPro near their butthole and post a video of how they wipe so we can clear up some misconceptions.
Your dog uses TP?They say you cant teach an old dog new tricks...well challenge accepted!!!
I'm saying at home I have the wipes, so will use one at the end. Outside of the home is a fine cleanup, just not touched up at the end with a wipe.Finish with a baby wipe at home?
So you're walking around with #### in your pants all day long until you go home? Wtf?
Oddly enough, it even easier to find the #######s in these threads. Welcome to list.These threads always make it easy to tell who's fat and who's not.
You and me both, Cap'n.Captain Cranks said:I never realized that people stand to wipe. Never once while at work and there was someone dumping in the stall beside me did I detect a stand to wipe maneuver. How does that even work? Do you have to spread your butt cheeks first?
If you do the sit and lean, there's a natural widening of the cheeks for easy wipe access.
I am truly stunned by this thread.
Greetings from the crapper.
I just tried wiping my ### with my non-dominant hand, while sitting of course, and lifting my ### and wiping front to back, like a normal person.
Blows my mind because if you have ever toilet trained a child you teach them to lean and wipe front to back.I never even considered that there would be 39 people in the world who stand up to wipe their ###, let alone in this thread so far. Generational? Genetic? Is it like when 20 people all see the same accident, but have 20 slightly different descriptions? I am flummoxed.
This is like that scene in Fear and Loathing when the suit walks into the bathroom to see a man sucking acid off of another man's sleeve. I will never look at a stall the same way again.
I levitate about 3 feet off the seat. This also gives me a good view of what's going on in the surrounding stalls & urinals.Captain Cranks said:So how far off the seat would you say you actually are?
Once upon a time, I would have assumed this, too. Now that I'm a bit older, and have seen some things, it's clear anything is possible.Blows my mind because if you have ever toilet trained a child you teach them to lean and wipe front to back.
I voted sitting, but I lean to one side. Are there really people that go in between their legs from the front? I cannot even fathom this.