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***The Four Games of Christmas*** Game 2: Quiplash - Game Over (2 Viewers)

hagmania said:
[SIZE=180%]4. What decorations do you think @AcerFC is hanging this Hanukkah?[/SIZE]

  1. Mensch on a Bench
  2. printouts of timschochet political posts
  3. Eleven Foot Tall Inflatable Hasidic Minion
  4. NY Rangers Pennant
  5. A framed quote noting “Jews do it for 8 straight nights”.
  6. Mark Messier tinsel
  7. 8 pointed dildo
  8. "No Trespassing : Beware of Wife" signs
  9. Mini-orah
  10. Black hat and suit
  11. A Christmas Story Leg Lamp for his new Hasidic friends to enjoy.
  12. dreidels
  13. finger in the butt
  14. Pigeontoe
  15. LavaHound ornaments
  16. For Sale by Owner signs
  17. NY Ranger Yarmulkes
  18. For Sale Signs
  19. Trump signs
  20. anal beads
  21. Who the hell is AcerFC?
  22. Swastikas
  23. A bag of #####
  24. My Link (kindly modeled by FFA poster shuke)
  25. Cars in a fender bender
  26. Order receipts for "Babes in Oye Land" DVDs that cstu never sent
  27. Stars of David
  28. Money bags
  29. Who cares, it's not a real holiday.
  30. Giant Hasidic Beard
  31. Hasidic effigies
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Smithfield hams is the correct answer BTW

 
I think a rockaction - Dodds podcast is a grand idea for Joe B to gift to the FFA. 

I feel...I feel...

I feel good.  

 
[SIZE=180%]1. Holiday-ize a movie.[/SIZE]


7


AAABatteries


Schindler's Christmas List


7


Nugget


Silent Night at the Roxbury


5


Bob Sacamano


Monty Python and the Holy Dreidel


4


heckmanm


12 Angry Menorah


4


FreeBaGeL


Blazing Reindeers


4


scoobus


Lord of the 5 Golden Riiiiiiiiiiiings: The Two Turtle Doves


4


Idiot Boxer


Rudolph The Red-Nosed Deerhunter


3


Nick Vermeil


Armageddon You a Pony


3


lardonastick


Batman vs. Superman vs. Santa Claus: Dawn of Commercialism


3


Keith R


Elvz in the Hood


3


Waingro


Santa Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest


3


Scoresman


The Reindeer Hunter


2


Kanil


Debbie Does Santa


1


Hodor


12 Angry Men on 34th street


1


EYLive


Debbie Does December


1


McGarnicle


Debbie Does Rudolph


1


TenTimes


finger in the butt


1


RBM


It's a Wonderful Titanic

 
[SIZE=180%]2. What do you think welchers do to celebrate on Christmas Eve?[/SIZE]


9


lardonastick


Attend church service and dip into the collection plate


8


Ned


Get cuckolded by a 42yr old NYC beefcake.


6


Hov34


Bet 4 year olds 7-1 that Santa isn't real


4


Scoresman


Drink lots of Grape Juice.


4


fatguyinalittlecoat


Eat Santa's cookies


4


Keith R


Free dinner at the homeless shelter


4


Peyton Marino


jerk off to jameis winston rape fantasies if i had to guess


4


Nugget


Steal money from all the Salvation Army Bell Ringers


3


tdoss


Celebrate Hanukkah


3


Kanil


Manger scene except all the people are pigeons


2


Yankee23Fan


Count all the partridges they didn't give away on the first day of Christmas.


2


Nick Vermeil


Naked "Snow Angels" in their savings


1


McGarnicle


Beat up their African immigrant wife, browse Grindr for some gay a$$


1


The Gator


Drown their ####ty lives in cheap, probably not bought by themselves, malt liquor.


1


Sinn Fein


Fall asleep all alone dreaming of Christmases past, present, and future


1


elbowrm


Put a pigeon in a pear tree

 
New rule I made up because I got the giggles: host's favorites also get 2 points.

Armageddon you a pony +2
Eat Santa's cookies +2

 
[SIZE=180%]3. After Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, what happened to Grandpa?[/SIZE]


8


Nick Vermeil


Unhid his money


7


TheAristocrat


Toasted the silence with a nice bourbon


5


scoobus


He paid the reindeer what he owed them.


4


Scoresman


He quickly went senile and died alone in his home because he had no health care after Donald Trump got rid of Medicare.


4


Sinn Fein


Married a hot co-ed


4


orcinus


Stabbed 347 times by Vixen and Prancer during organ-harvesting scheme


3


Keith R


He tried to seduce Mrs. Claus for revenge sex


3


Ned


Made up for lost time perusing the yoga pants thread.


3


Idiot Boxer


The champagne room with Vixen.            BONUS +2!


2


Bob Sacamano


Arrested for Stangers on a Train style murder of Mrs Claus


2


Peyton Marino


Died 3 years earlier. Very sad!


2


McGarnicle


Grandpa got a $10 bj from a whore


2


Cjw_55106


He got Plowed by a different dear.


2


heckmanm


Hookers and blow


2


Nugget


Hookers and blow


2


Hov34


Hookers and blow


2


FreeBaGeL


Hookers and blow


2


elbowrm


Hookers and blow!


1


Snoopy


Banged a GILF


1


TenTimes


finger in the butt


1


Hodor


Grandpa got off the reindeer


1


fatguyinalittlecoat


Had to clean bloody reindeer


1


AAABatteries


He got a lapdance from his nurse dressed in an elf costume


1


Yankee23Fan


He hooked up with Dentist and they shared a beer at the dollar early bird with the coupon for entry in lieu of door fee.


1


EYLive


He sat on Santa's lap


1


tdoss


Serving Life for arranging the "hit"

 
[SIZE=180%]4. What decorations do you think @AcerFC is hanging this Hanukkah?[/SIZE]


8


Cjw_55106


A framed quote noting “Jews do it for 8 straight nights”.


7


Scoresman


My Link (kindly modeled by FFA poster shuke)


6


elbowrm


For Sale by Owner signs


6


Snoopy


Money bags


5


Hov34


8 pointed dildo


4


Bob Sacamano


Eleven Foot Tall Inflatable Hasidic Minion


4


Kanil


Mensch on a Bench


3


Idiot Boxer


Mini-orah


2


tdoss


For Sale Signs


2


McGarnicle


Hasidic effigies


2


scoobus


Who the hell is AcerFC?


1


Ned


A Christmas Story Leg Lamp for his new Hasidic friends to enjoy.


1


Hodor


anal beads


1


Nugget


Giant Hasidic Beard


1


Sinn Fein


NY Rangers Pennant


1


Keith R


Stars of David


1


Nick Vermeil


Swastikas


1


The Gator


Trump signs


1


Yankee23Fan


Who cares, it's not a real holiday.


0


TheAristocrat


Cars in a fender bender             BONUS +2!

 
[SIZE=180%]5. You never really hear about Rudolph's cousin ____, the ________ Reindeer.[/SIZE]


6


EYLive


LaTaveon the Urban Reindeer


6


Hov34


Leaky the Incontinent Reindeer


6


FreeBaGeL


Rimmer the Brown-Nosed Reindeer


5


Waingro


Blazen the Stoned Reindeer


4


Cjw_55106


Cinnamon the Pole Dancing Reindeer


4


Scoresman


Glitzen the just recently out of the closet Reindeer


3


Peyton Marino


Flacco the Elite Reindeer                       BONUS +2! :elite:


3


Ned


Gator the Irrationally Angry Reindeer


3


orcinus


Phillater, Santa's favorite reindeer


3


scoobus


Randolph, the resting #####face reindeer


2


Kanil


Donald the Racist Reindeer


2


Nick Vermeil


Randolf the Blue-Balled Reindeer


2


heckmanm


Woz the Brown-Nosed Reindeer


1


tdoss


Bobby the Red-Assed Reindeer


1


elbowrm


Dfsguy the Alt-Right Reindeer


1


McGarnicle


Dodds the Conspiracy Reindeer


1


RBM


Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf Reindeer


1


TheAristocrat


Otis the Dietly-Challenged Reindeer


1


Bob Sacamano


Randy the Rabid Reindeer


1


AAABatteries


Rupert the Transgender Reindeer


1


Nugget


Yahweh the Fictional Reindeer

 
And 2 for the Jinxes. EDIT: but I already included those in the count.

 
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