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***The Four Games of Christmas*** Game 2: Quiplash - Game Over (1 Viewer)

Wait - isn't hag like 19 or 20 - gonna need to see an ID chief.  Or is that one of those ####### margarita's my wife drinks which has basically no tequila?

 
hagmania said:
Now over 20 in and growing. Will be accepting submissions for quite a while yet, no way I can get through these on my phone. Apparently they're about to serve margaritas. :unsure:
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Who is "they"?

 
1. Holiday-ize a movie.     (ie, Eight Crazy Seconds)

Christmas on Elm Street - Freddy gets turned into an elf by Santa and gives kids presents in their dreams.

2. What do you think welchers do to celebrate on Christmas Eve?

gamble

3. After Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, what happened to Grandpa?

he believed

4. What decorations do you think @AcerFC is hanging this Hanukkah?

hannukah stuff - like a manorrah

5. You never really hear about Rudolph's cousin Kyle, the Minnesota tight end Reindeer.

6. I saw Mommy kissing the pizza delivery guy underneath the mistletoe last night.

7. Scrooge (aka Trump amirite?) was really surprised when the Ghost of elections past showed up that night.

8. What's the best Christmas present Joe Bryant could give the FFA?

botox

 
hagmania said:
Now over 20 in and growing. Will be accepting submissions for quite a while yet, no way I can get through these on my phone. Apparently they're about to serve margaritas.
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:unsure:

 
OK here we go. My apologies for the delay, but my face resembled Santa's rosy cheeks yesterday. :tequila:

Everyone has THREE VOTES PER PROMPT. You may spend them on anything but your own submission. Important: you can give any number of votes to a response, so long as you don't spend more than three total votes per prompt.

I'm going to post each prompt in a separate post, there are eight total.

Send me a PM that models the following:

1. 1, 2, 3
2. 1, 14, 26
3. 7, 7, 10
4. 19, 19, 19
5. etc
6. etc
7. etc
8. etc

Remember, the votes sent in for 3 and 4 above are valid, they thought those submissions were worthy of all their votes.

 
[SIZE=180%]1. Holiday-ize a movie.[/SIZE]

  1. Lord of the 5 Golden Riiiiiiiiiiiings: The Two Turtle Doves
  2. Scrooooged
  3. Dirty Rotten Christmas
  4. finger in the butt
  5. Debbie Does Rudolph
  6. Behind the Red and Green Door
  7. Schindler's Christmas List
  8. Monty Python and the Holy Dreidel
  9. Don't Breathe, Here Comes Santa Claus
  10. Star Wars on Christmases
  11. Die Hard
  12. How the Grinch stole Kwanzaa
  13. The Reindeer Hunter
  14. Batman vs. Superman vs. Santa Claus: Dawn of Commercialism
  15. Santa Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  16. Human Centipede
  17. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Deerhunter
  18. Miracle on Pierrepont St
  19. Debbie Does December
  20. My Cousin Vinny's Green Christmas
  21. The Road Wassailler
  22. The Fat & The Jolly
  23. Blazing Reindeers
  24. It's a Wonderful Titanic
  25. 12 Angry Men on 34th street
  26. Armageddon You a Pony
  27. Silent Night at the Roxbury
  28. Debbie Does Santa
  29. Elvz in the Hood
  30. 12 Angry Menorah
  31. Reservoir Dogs. The gang works to try to steal diamonds to give away to poor children the day before Christmas but the shooting starts; Mr. Blonde instead of cutting off the tops ear, kidnaps a reindeer and cuts its antlers off in front of the rest of the guys. Santa comes in the with cops at the end, and Mr. White shoots him before turning the gun on Mr. Orange who was bleeding out singing Please Come Home for Christmas the entire time he was bleeding.
 
[SIZE=180%]2. What do you think welchers do to celebrate on Christmas Eve?[/SIZE]

  1. Offering too good to be true deals for Hatchimals online under the name SendMeAllYourCash
  2. Manger scene except all the people are pigeons
  3. Attend church service and dip into the collection plate
  4. Eat Santa's cookies
  5. Fap to pigeon porn
  6. Put a pigeon in a pear tree
  7. Shopping for those SLICKDEALS
  8. Watch African p0rn on their 4K TV
  9. Count all the partridges they didn't give away on the first day of Christmas.
  10. Decorate the tree with pigeons
  11. Beat up their African immigrant wife, browse Grindr for some gay a$$
  12. Jerk off to jameis winston rape fantasies if i had to guess
  13. Drown their ####ty lives in cheap, probably not bought by themselves, malt liquor.
  14. Prepare for Ohio State's playoff bowl game against the skedaddlers
  15. Grant a pardon to a pigeon and set it free.
  16. Pigeon Breeding
  17. Naked "Snow Angels" in their savings
  18. Steal money from all the Salvation Army Bell Ringers
  19. Get cuckolded by a 42yr old NYC beefcake.
  20. Chad Stuart will NOT be signing into FBG
  21. Fall asleep all alone dreaming of Christmases past, present, and future
  22. finger in the butt
  23. Bathe Satan's #### with their tongue
  24. Celebrate Hanukkah
  25. #### pigeons
  26. Free dinner at the homeless shelter
  27. Hide out in Aleppo
  28. Drink lots of Grape Juice.
  29. Gobble some pigeon pie
  30. Bet 4 year olds 7-1 that Santa isn't real
  31. Gather up pirated Alf DVDs that were pre-sold online last year for day-after returns
 
[SIZE=180%]3. After Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, what happened to Grandpa?[/SIZE]

  1. Banged a GILF
  2. finger in the butt
  3. Made up for lost time perusing the yoga pants thread.
  4. Arrested for Strangers on a Train style murder of Mrs Claus
  5. He quickly went senile and died alone in his home because he had no health care after Donald Trump got rid of Medicare.
  6. Stabbed 347 times by Vixen and Prancer during organ-harvesting scheme
  7. Celebrated
  8. Grandpa was riding the reindeer that ran over Grandma on his way to Mrs. Claus' house
  9. The champagne room with Vixen.
  10. He tried to seduce Mrs. Claus for revenge sex
  11. Married a hot co-ed
  12. He paid the reindeer what he owed them.
  13. Had to clean bloody reindeer
  14. Unhid his money
  15. Serving Life for arranging the "hit"
  16. Grandpa got off the reindeer
  17. Died 3 years earlier. Very sad!
  18. Grandpa got a $10 bj from a whore
  19. Died of a broken heart. Just kidding, he was finally rid of that #####. OD'd doing coke off a hookers ### 5 months later (didn't OD on coke, OD'd on Viagra).
  20. Toasted the silence with a nice bourbon
  21. Vacation to Cabo
  22. He sat on Santa's lap
  23. He hooked up with Dentist and they shared a beer at the dollar early bird with the coupon for entry in lieu of door fee.
  24. He lived happily ever after
  25. He got a lapdance from his nurse dressed in an elf costume
  26. He got plowed by a different dear.


We had a five-way jinx! The response "hookers and blow" will receive 2 points apiece but have been taken out of the voting for this prompt.

 
[SIZE=180%]4. What decorations do you think @AcerFC is hanging this Hanukkah?[/SIZE]

  1. Mensch on a Bench
  2. printouts of timschochet political posts
  3. Eleven Foot Tall Inflatable Hasidic Minion
  4. NY Rangers Pennant
  5. A framed quote noting “Jews do it for 8 straight nights”.
  6. Mark Messier tinsel
  7. 8 pointed dildo
  8. "No Trespassing : Beware of Wife" signs
  9. Mini-orah
  10. Black hat and suit
  11. A Christmas Story Leg Lamp for his new Hasidic friends to enjoy.
  12. dreidels
  13. finger in the butt
  14. Pigeontoe
  15. LavaHound ornaments
  16. For Sale by Owner signs
  17. NY Ranger Yarmulkes
  18. For Sale Signs
  19. Trump signs
  20. anal beads
  21. Who the hell is AcerFC?
  22. Swastikas
  23. A bag of #####
  24. My Link (kindly modeled by FFA poster shuke)
  25. Cars in a fender bender
  26. Order receipts for "Babes in Oye Land" DVDs that cstu never sent
  27. Stars of David
  28. Money bags
  29. Who cares, it's not a real holiday.
  30. Giant Hasidic Beard
  31. Hasidic effigies
 
rockaction said:
But I liked those movies!  

Wait, did I just screw things up? 

Ding Fries are done.  Sorry. I'll put on my Santa hat and just shut up.  
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Just PM please. About to have all 8 prompts up. Just takes a bit to check for jinxes, randomize, and make sure the formatting is OK.

 
[SIZE=180%]5. You never really hear about Rudolph's cousin ____, the ________ Reindeer.[/SIZE]

  1. Flacco the Elite Reindeer
  2. Randy the Savage Reindeer
  3. Rimmer the Brown-Nosed Reindeer
  4. Stinky the Brown-Nosed Reindeer
  5. Squishy the Bird-Loving Reindeer
  6. Otis the Dietly-Challenged Reindeer
  7. Glitzen the just recently out of the closet Reindeer
  8. Trumpy the Orange-Haired Reindeer
  9. Donald the Racist Reindeer
  10. Rupert the Transgender Reindeer
  11. Blazen the Stoned Reindeer
  12. Donald the Orange Reindeer
  13. Monty the Hairless Reindeer
  14. Dodds the Conspiracy Reindeer
  15. Ralph the Barfing Reindeer
  16. Phillater, Santa's favorite reindeer
  17. Betty the Busty Reindeer
  18. Forrest the White-Face Reindeer
  19. Randolph the Resting #####face reindeer
  20. Leaky the Incontinent Reindeer
  21. Bobby the Red-Assed Reindeer
  22. Gator the Irrationally Angry Reindeer
  23. Yahweh the Fictional Reindeer
  24. Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf Reindeer
  25. LaTaveon the Urban Reindeer
  26. finger in the butt
  27. Woz the Brown-Nosed Reindeer
  28. Randy the Rabid Reindeer
  29. Dfsguy the Alt-Right Reindeer
  30. Randolf the Blue-Balled Reindeer
  31. Cinnamon the Pole Dancing Reindeer
 
[SIZE=180%]6. I saw _____________ underneath the mistletoe last night.[/SIZE]

  1. Otis two fisting Christmas cookies
  2. Hodor looking at me and whispering Hodor with a question in his voice
  3. Trump :o
  4. Shuke and GM eating Santa Claus
  5. Roseanne Barr
  6. Nathan R Jessep hugging his Neighbor
  7. Camel Toe
  8. A film crew from Brazzers shooting a Hatoful Boyfriend parody. They call it Beukkakoful Boyfriend
  9. Mila Kunis
  10. the demogorgon eating Will
  11. Michael clean up Santa Claus
  12. the 2006 smash-hit TV movie
  13. FC24 banging cstu's wife
  14. finger in the butt
  15. Dead People (HJO)
  16. Mommy “kissing” Arizona Ron
  17. Santa Claus feeling up 'hot Aunt Jane'
  18. Ivanka Trump
  19. squistion kissing a pigeon
  20. Mommy getting gangbanged by 5 elves
  21. WetDream and an unconscious Christo
  22. Mojorizin and e-mom
  23. David Dodds and Hillary Rodham Clinton
  24. Drunk Suzy from the office party. Slut.
  25. Your mom and 8 tiny reindeer
  26. Poisoned berry juice dripping from the berry's since Trump took over and ended the EPA and all of our plants are dying
  27. my right hand
  28. Your mom
There was a no response (yeah I know, weird) and a jinx in this round. The response "WetDream" will be awarded 2 points apiece but is not available for voting.

 
[SIZE=180%]7. Scrooge was really surprised when the Ghost of _____ showed up that night.[/SIZE]

  1. The grandpa that OD'd above.
  2. butt-secks
  3. :cstu:
  4. Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn infant Jesus
  5. Herpes Simplex 2100
  6. Herpes the Ghost of Lover's Past
  7. George Bailey
  8. Christmas ###
  9. finger in the butt
  10. Johnny Unitas
  11. Christmas Panties
  12. Election 2016
  13. Ralph's Mom
  14. Girls Night Out
  15. Don Knotts
  16. Joan Rivers
  17. Drunken One-Night Stands
  18. that hooker he buried in the desert
  19. Cinco de Mayos Past
  20. Kim Jong Il
  21. Christmases Passed Out
Wow, four separate jinxes! The responses "cstu" (2), "BlueOnion" (3), "LHUCKS" (2), and "Patrick Swayze" (3) will be awarded 2 points apiece but is not available for voting.

 
[SIZE=180%]8. What's the best Christmas present Joe Bryant could give the FFA?[/SIZE]

  1. Nudity
  2. Un-ban all Tanner's aliai
  3. A politics forum separate from the FFA with a no politics in the FFA forum policy and FFA bans for those that break the policy.
  4. LHUCKS nads roasting on an open fire
  5. :eek: Bring back sane Dodds
  6. Bring back the anonymous confessions thread!
  7. Three Permanent IP bans
  8.  
  9. All expenses paid trip around the world on his slowest boat for Dodds.
  10. No posting rules for 24 hours Purge style - anything goes. And there are no repercussions. Thereafter the other 364 days a year, all rules go back in place.
  11. Booze
  12. Downvotes on posts
  13. A workable search function
  14. The Yellow Board back.
  15. getting rid of mr. furley
  16. a rockaction - dodds podcast
  17. Add a "Dislike" button
  18. Shut it down!
  19. Letting us post pictures
  20. A permaban for anyone starting another political thread
  21. finger in the butt
  22. List of Aliases
  23. Shutting it down.
  24. Soccer Forum
  25. Images directly in posts
  26.  
  27. Unban the banned and ban everyone else.
  28. An x-rated random thoughts edition
  29. Super Bowl tickets
  30. Delete your account, sell the site to Otis.
  31. Long-time (10+ years) members can nominate someone to be banned and other members get to vote on it. 75% and above and you are out
"Test Forum" jinx awards 2 points apiece, but they are not available for voting.

 
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31 responses was kinda wild to manage. A jinx had to be an exact match (ie cstu and :cstu: are different). I don't think I missed any, but let me know if I did.

The audience is also allowed to vote if you missed out. I'll tally up all the votes on Monday sometime - if you don't vote you can't win!

 
are you wanting our votes here or via PM?  I'm cool with either but didn't know if seeing other votes would influence the voting

 
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