Odd Statistics on Your Life (1 Viewer)

[Gary Coal Man]

Oh, beating human hearts held in my hand - one.

Some kind of Temple of Doom challenge?

 

[culdeus]

Times struck by lightning - 0

Times home or vehicle struck by lightning - 3

Superpowers gained - 0

 

[Gally]

Pretend you die today.  Your soul floats up to heaven, but it’s a particularly busy day with deaths so there’s a backlog at the pearly gates to get in.  You’re looking at an hour plus wait so an angel flys by and hands out some reading for those in line.  It’s a pamphlet with your accrued life statistics that the omniscient God has compiled on you.  It has stats about your life like the following ones on me:

- 10,006 hours posting useless stuff on Footballguys

- 1 time, 10 total weeks in a bodycast 

-  342 times riding your rowing machine in just your underwear

- 4003 total masturbation sessions

What odd accrued statistics about YOUR life would such a pamphlet contain?

Wrong.  You said to post the odd statistics on your life. 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Times struck by lightning - 0

Times home or vehicle struck by lightning - 3

Superpowers gained - 0

Good ones.

Times struck by lightning - 0

Times home or vehicle struck by lightning - 2

Superpowers gained - ?

I am still discovering the results. The most recent strike for me was in the late 70's - when I was in a car stuck by a small arc. All of the metal interior seemed to light up. I don't know if it really did, or if it was my imagination .. or superpower(s).

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

I seem to recall a prayer for the sick and dying as well that is often ministered but is not considered a sacrament.  Its all pretty hazy for me.  If there is to be a discussion on such matters we may want a member of the faith in good standing with the Lord and the Church to represent the church.

Good and fair point.

Oh, beating human hearts held in my hand - one.

Wow. I did not see this one coming.

So, tell me more ///

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I was going to post something, but then I remembered that I forgot to factor in all those leap years. Will be right back.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Some kind of Temple of Doom challenge?

Brother was run over by a motor boat.  My father and I pulled him from the lake.  My father, a physician put my hand inside of the gapping wounds and had me hold his aorta together as we ran up the hill, to the car, and drove to the emergency room.  That was a long drive over back country roads.  My father all the time shouting to not let go or my brother would die.  It was a lot for a 12 year old.  That was the only time I saw fear in my father's eyes.

 

[Gary Coal Man]

Brother was run over by a motor boat.  My father and I pulled him from the lake.  My father, a physician put my hand inside of the gapping wounds and had me hold his aorta together as we ran up the hill, to the car, and drive to the emergency room.  That was a long drive over back country roads.  My father all the time shouting to not let go or my brother would die.  It was a lot for a 12 year old.

Geez, I wrongly assumed a deer hunting situation.  I now feel like a total **** for my crappy one-liner.

That’s some heavy stuff.  Hopefully you were able to overcome that extreme trauma and weren’t scarred too much throughout your life.

 

[belljr]

woah

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Geez, now I feel like a total **** for my crappy one-liner.

That’s some heavy stuff.  Hopefully you were able to overcome that extreme trauma and weren’t scarred too much throughout your life.

Nope, no scars.  Well none on me but my brother had the most impressive scar I have ever seen on any human.  He lived, obviously.  My respect for my father and my brother's absolute toughness only grew.  As for the kid who ran him over, with the passage of time their relationship healed, somewhat, I still resent that kid who was showing off when it happened.

Oh, one-liners are a staple of my diet, please don't ever stop.  Laughter is healing, if allowed to be.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Brother was run over by a motor boat.  My father and I pulled him from the lake.  My father, a physician put my hand inside of the gapping wounds and had me hold his aorta together as we ran up the hill, to the car, and drove to the emergency room.  That was a long drive over back country roads.  My father all the time shouting to not let go or my brother would die.  It was a lot for a 12 year old.  That was the only time I saw fear in my father's eyes.

This is a really amazing story DW. 

Nope, no scars.  Well none on me but my brother had the most impressive scar I have ever seen on any human.  He lived, obviously.  My respect for my father and my brother's absolute toughness only grew.  As for the kid who ran him over, with the passage of time their relationship healed, somewhat, I still resent that kid who was showing off when it happened.

Oh, one-liners are a staple of my diet, please don't ever stop.  Laughter is healing, if allowed to be.

Good to hear. 

Elton John - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (with Kiki Dee)

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

I was going to post something, but then I remembered that I forgot to factor in all those leap years. Will be right back.

Don't tell me ... you are only 14 years old.

 

[AAABatteries]

Number of AA batteries used

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

If it makes you feel any better, I buy AAA in bulk. 

Plus, I have a healthy appreciation for you various appellations:

Other common names

U16 (In Britain until the 1980s)

Micro

MN2400

MX2400

Palito (Brazil)

Ministilo (Italy)

Type 286 (Soviet Union/Russia)

UM 4 (JIS)[7]

#7 (China)

6135-99-117-3143 (NSN)[8]

R3 (Poland)

Kumanda pili (Turkey)

I use them all over the place. 

Thnx much, Kumanda pili! 

 

[shuke]

Number of human legs sawed through with a hacksaw: 12

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

cake walk wins: 2 (SAME DAY AND SAME NUMBER!!111!~)

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Number of human legs sawed through with a hacksaw: 12

wat?

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Number of human legs sawed through with a hacksaw: 12

Dead humans?

 

[Gary Coal Man]

Number of human legs sawed through with a hacksaw: 12

Are you a doctor in Civil War re-enactments?

 

[shuke]

Dead humans?

Of course.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Dead humans?

Of course.

Well - that is not weird...

I am guessing it was grad level anatomy for engineering purposes?

 

[Courtjester]

I have been alive for 6 decades--yet I am still in my forties. 

 

[shuke]

Well - that is not weird...

I am guessing it was grad level anatomy for engineering purposes?

Grad school yes, for my thesis research.

It was not fun.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Grad school yes, for my thesis research.

It was not fun.

I understand.

I had to do some in vivo frog brain experiments that ended in death - in the early 90's.

I hated it. It is no longer required, thankfully.

 

[WampusCat43]

I have been alive for 6 decades--yet I am still in my forties. 

I had a grandmother born in 1899 and died in 2002.  Lived in three centuries.  That's my goal; I only have to live to be 144.

 

[belljr]

Number of faces rocked - 1,000,000