Gary Coal Man
Footballguy
Some kind of Temple of Doom challenge?Oh, beating human hearts held in my hand - one.
Some kind of Temple of Doom challenge?Oh, beating human hearts held in my hand - one.
Wrong. You said to post the odd statistics on your life.Pretend you die today. Your soul floats up to heaven, but it’s a particularly busy day with deaths so there’s a backlog at the pearly gates to get in. You’re looking at an hour plus wait so an angel flys by and hands out some reading for those in line. It’s a pamphlet with your accrued life statistics that the omniscient God has compiled on you. It has stats about your life like the following ones on me:
- 10,006 hours posting useless stuff on Footballguys
- 1 time, 10 total weeks in a bodycast
- 342 times riding your rowing machine in just your underwear
- 4003 total masturbation sessions
What odd accrued statistics about YOUR life would such a pamphlet contain?
Good ones.Times struck by lightning - 0
Times home or vehicle struck by lightning - 3
Superpowers gained - 0
Good and fair point.I seem to recall a prayer for the sick and dying as well that is often ministered but is not considered a sacrament. Its all pretty hazy for me. If there is to be a discussion on such matters we may want a member of the faith in good standing with the Lord and the Church to represent the church.
Wow. I did not see this one coming.Oh, beating human hearts held in my hand - one.
Brother was run over by a motor boat. My father and I pulled him from the lake. My father, a physician put my hand inside of the gapping wounds and had me hold his aorta together as we ran up the hill, to the car, and drove to the emergency room. That was a long drive over back country roads. My father all the time shouting to not let go or my brother would die. It was a lot for a 12 year old. That was the only time I saw fear in my father's eyes.Some kind of Temple of Doom challenge?
Geez, I wrongly assumed a deer hunting situation. I now feel like a total **** for my crappy one-liner.Brother was run over by a motor boat. My father and I pulled him from the lake. My father, a physician put my hand inside of the gapping wounds and had me hold his aorta together as we ran up the hill, to the car, and drive to the emergency room. That was a long drive over back country roads. My father all the time shouting to not let go or my brother would die. It was a lot for a 12 year old.
Nope, no scars. Well none on me but my brother had the most impressive scar I have ever seen on any human. He lived, obviously. My respect for my father and my brother's absolute toughness only grew. As for the kid who ran him over, with the passage of time their relationship healed, somewhat, I still resent that kid who was showing off when it happened.Geez, now I feel like a total **** for my crappy one-liner.
That’s some heavy stuff. Hopefully you were able to overcome that extreme trauma and weren’t scarred too much throughout your life.
This is a really amazing story DW.Brother was run over by a motor boat. My father and I pulled him from the lake. My father, a physician put my hand inside of the gapping wounds and had me hold his aorta together as we ran up the hill, to the car, and drove to the emergency room. That was a long drive over back country roads. My father all the time shouting to not let go or my brother would die. It was a lot for a 12 year old. That was the only time I saw fear in my father's eyes.
Good to hear.Nope, no scars. Well none on me but my brother had the most impressive scar I have ever seen on any human. He lived, obviously. My respect for my father and my brother's absolute toughness only grew. As for the kid who ran him over, with the passage of time their relationship healed, somewhat, I still resent that kid who was showing off when it happened.
Oh, one-liners are a staple of my diet, please don't ever stop. Laughter is healing, if allowed to be.
Don't tell me ... you are only 14 years old.I was going to post something, but then I remembered that I forgot to factor in all those leap years. Will be right back.
If it makes you feel any better, I buy AAA in bulk.
I use them all over the place.Other common names
U16 (In Britain until the 1980s)
Micro
MN2400
MX2400
Palito (Brazil)
Ministilo (Italy)
Type 286 (Soviet Union/Russia)
UM 4 (JIS)[7]
#7 (China)
6135-99-117-3143 (NSN)[8]
R3 (Poland)
Kumanda pili (Turkey)
Are you a doctor in Civil War re-enactments?Number of human legs sawed through with a hacksaw: 12
Well - that is not weird...Of course.Dead humans?
Grad school yes, for my thesis research.Well - that is not weird...
I am guessing it was grad level anatomy for engineering purposes?
I understand.Grad school yes, for my thesis research.
It was not fun.
I had a grandmother born in 1899 and died in 2002. Lived in three centuries. That's my goal; I only have to live to be 144.I have been alive for 6 decades--yet I am still in my forties.