I love a shartwarming story like this.
She's 11. She didn't know the extent of how sick I was...I didn't tell her I had been throwing up. And she wasn't being selfish, just genuinely disappointed. She kept saying, "I feel so bad you don't feel good, you bought these tickets, you bought this dress..." It was anything but selfish.Okay - that's all I'm going to say on that.Forget the fact that the dance was so important that you didn't even bother to go the several years before but your father (you know, the important part of the so-called "father/daughter" dance) is puking his guts and all you can think about is how you want to stay and dance."I was so excited about tonight and nothing is going right...I wanted to stay and dance..."
She's 11. She didn't know the extent of how sick I was...I didn't tell her I had been throwing up. And she wasn't being selfish, just genuinely disappointed. She kept saying, "I feel so bad you don't feel good, you bought these tickets, you bought this dress..." It was anything but selfish.Okay - that's all I'm going to say on that.Forget the fact that the dance was so important that you didn't even bother to go the several years before but your father (you know, the important part of the so-called "father/daughter" dance) is puking his guts and all you can think about is how you want to stay and dance."I was so excited about tonight and nothing is going right...I wanted to stay and dance..."
Father-son or Mother- daughter dances make more sense to ya?I never understood these father - daughter or mother - son dances.
Youll need to update us how long it takes you to come back next time a RB tears cartilage in his knee for comparisons sake.Greatness.I tore cartilage in my knee in April at the father-daughter dance while trying to jump up and grab for my daughter a balloon that had floated up to the ceiling. Having surgery in about 3 weeks.Got the balloon though.
Did you have a great ####### meal last night?I read this in my George Brett voice.
Jeez dude.Greatness.I tore cartilage in my knee in April at the father-daughter dance while trying to jump up and grab for my daughter a balloon that had floated up to the ceiling. Having surgery in about 3 weeks.Got the balloon though.
Nope...pretty lean.Funnier story if I was a fatty, though, right?Serious question.. Ray, are you fat?
I had been trying for a year to get down from 210# to 200. Got a case of food poisoning last October from a Pizza at BJ's (or something else, who knows). Puked and #### for 24 hours.Oh man I've had that type of diarrhea. Just brutal. The only bonus is that you usually lose 5 lbs in the process
It took a year to drop 10 lbs?I had been trying for a year to get down from 210# to 200. Got a case of food poisoning last October from a Pizza at BJ's (or something else, who knows). Puked and #### for 24 hours.Oh man I've had that type of diarrhea. Just brutal. The only bonus is that you usually lose 5 lbs in the processNot crept above 203# since.
I have crapped my pants since I was 7 years old.This is why you always keep a spare pair of underwear and change of clothes in the trunk of your car. ALWAYS!
Considering how old you are, that's a whole lot of pant crappin'.I have crapped my pants since I was 7 years old.This is why you always keep a spare pair of underwear and change of clothes in the trunk of your car. ALWAYS!
#### YEA I would have been!Nope...pretty lean.Funnier story if I was a fatty, though, right?Serious question.. Ray, are you fat?
Should have had the mother go instead. It doesn't sound like she was too into the father/daughter aspect of it anyway.Part of me thinks what a sad story, that poor little girl. I have a little girl and those tears break your heart, especially when she is so sad because she just wants to spend time with you. Two years in a row to boot, a real shame.The other part of me thinks...Why in the world don't people puking up their spleens and sharting out their intestines STAY HOME! What's really sad is that your little girl probably already has it just like the rest of your family and she just shared it with all those other little girls as they ate ice cream together. They then took it home to all those texting moms and arm waving "bastards" so I supposed you'll get your revenge. They can all thank you when they're clutching the bowl with one hand and holding a bucket to their mouths about this same time next week as your little virus is making its rounds through your social circle. Horribly sad for the little girl though, hope you can make it up to her when you (and she and everyone else) is feeling better.
Thank god I farted?TGIF
'Christo said:Thank god I farted?'Doctor Detroit said:TGIF
'Officer Pete Malloy said:I have crapped my pants since I was 7 years old.'SHIZNITTTT said:This is why you always keep a spare pair of underwear and change of clothes in the trunk of your car. ALWAYS!
Yikes. Obviously I meant "haven't".'Officer Pete Malloy said:I have crapped my pants since I was 7 years old.'SHIZNITTTT said:This is why you always keep a spare pair of underwear and change of clothes in the trunk of your car. ALWAYS!
First question I had as well.Did you store the discarded underwear in the ceiling? Does the name Clyde strike fear into your heart?
I hadn't either... until this day. Sorry for the hijack.Yikes. Obviously I meant "haven't".'Officer Pete Malloy said:I have crapped my pants since I was 7 years old.'SHIZNITTTT said:This is why you always keep a spare pair of underwear and change of clothes in the trunk of your car. ALWAYS!
Mods, please move this to the Shart Pool.
Me too. dancingbones slayed in that thread.I liked the Hedonism thread better