dying right nowFor those that do, you know I'm not a very handy man. For those that don't, let me further explain that not only am I not handy, but I'm not very smart either. I'm just a big, dumb animal that doesn't do very well under pressure.
The worst part is that they were heckling me from inside their room, saying "Potty daddy, potty daddy, ha ha daddy, potty daddy". Then they'd fake unlock the door and laugh at me some more. Just evil creatures.Have twin toddler boys who revel in my inability to control them. You just described my life. Can relate.
ironically, it will be on Netflix and GM will be unable to watch it.So You Think You Can Parent?I am pitching your reality show as we speak. When some network buys it I get 10%.
hinges on the "outside"? of a closed door?You couldn't just take the door off it's hinges? I have to assume even if you aren't handy this was considered but the hinges are on the inside.
Looks like they fixed it but if he couldn't pull the pins on the hinges from outside the room that means you can from the inside then.That works great until the little devils realize they can lock their dad in their bedroom and ransack the rest of the house. Yeah, I think I'd either leave it as is or get a door knob without a lock.
Sure there are, just depends on which side of the door they are on when closed.hinges on the "outside"? of a closed door?
screws are only on one side of a knob.Don't most knobs have screws that hold them together? Why couldn't you just get a drill or screw driver and take off the handle?
ah I was thinking of the screws not pinsSure there are, just depends on which side of the door they are on when closed.
He's not smartDon't most knobs have screws that hold them together? Why couldn't you just get a drill or screw driver and take off the handle?
If he was smart he'd sell them to science now and cut his losses. Wish somebody would have told me that when mine were 2. I mean they are pretty much at the apex of cuteness at that age, it's only going to go downhill from there. Get out of the 18 year time/money suck that blossoms into an ungrateful teenager you have to worry about carving you up at 3 am because you turned her wifi off because of the smell coming from her room that is a cross between a freshly dug grave at a cemetery and a water treatment facility in Kuala Lumpur.In about 10 to 15 years these stories from GM will get real interesting.
Most bedroom doors swing in, so the hinges would be on the inside. The screws on a doorknob are typically on the side that has the lock, to prevent someone from unscrewing and bypassing the lock. So they would also be on the inside of the room.Sure there are, just depends on which side of the door they are on when closed.
I would never trade my daughter, but pretty sure my husband would trade her for a jet ski, or something. We fully believe in our household that evil skips a generation. My husband and I were both perfect kids, both graduated with good GPA's, he actually only missed school 3 times in high school. Neither of us never even had detention, both have had jobs since we turned 15 and so on. Our kid is crazy though. On the flip side my sister in law was a horrible kid, got in trouble for fighting, drinking, smoking pot, got average at best grades, got knocked up her freshman year of college. Both her kids are angels. Go figure.If he was smart he'd sell them to science now and cut his losses. Wish somebody would have told me that when mine were 2. I mean they are pretty much at the apex of cuteness at that age, it's only going to go downhill from there. Get out of the 18 year time/money suck that blossoms into an ungrateful teenager you have to worry about carving you up at 3 am because you turned her wifi off because of the smell coming from her room that is a cross between a freshly dug grave at a cemetery and a water treatment facility in Kuala Lumpur.
My sons are 10 and 12 now. Back when the oldest was about 2, my wife went out to take a break from the kids and I was alone with an infant and a 2 year old.
The 2 year old saw that I was busy with his brother, so he locked himself in the bathroom with our dog. I realized he was missing and discovered the locked bathroom door. There was pleading from me to open the door which was met with fake door unlocking followed my laughter.
I heard the sound of scissors and hair clippers and by the time I picked the lock, I was greeted by my grinning son and our dog with an interesting new hairstyle.
:finger:ironically, it will be on Netflix and GM will be unable to watch it.
They were also locked behind the door with the evil children. Another neat discovery.Don't most knobs have screws that hold them together? Why couldn't you just get a drill or screw driver and take off the handle?
What are they, safe crackers with a whole bag of tools in there?They were also locked behind the door with the evil children. Another neat discovery.
WHERE WERE ALL YOU HELPING HOWIES ON THURSDAY?????111111!!!!!JUANMost bedroom doors swing in, so the hinges would be on the inside. The screws on a doorknob are typically on the side that has the lock, to prevent someone from unscrewing and bypassing the lock. So they would also be on the inside of the room.
The way to get in would have been to pop off the door stop trim, which would have then allowed for the credit card, or other tool to slide between the door and the jamb and pop the lock.
That's why I never put my kids in a room I can't get into from the outside. Lock or hinge pins need to be on the outside.They were also locked behind the door with the evil children. Another neat discovery.
I have a 14 year old and a 13 year old. Terrific kids. Easy kids. I think they even like me. They are from my first wife.I would never trade my daughter, but pretty sure my husband would trade her for a jet ski, or something. We fully believe in our household that evil skips a generation. My husband and I were both perfect kids, both graduated with good GPA's, he actually only missed school 3 times in high school. Neither of us never even had detention, both have had jobs since we turned 15 and so on. Our kid is crazy though. On the flip side my sister in law was a horrible kid, got in trouble for fighting, drinking, smoking pot, got average at best grades, got knocked up her freshman year of college. Both her kids are angels. Go figure.
That's good info, Mr. Helper. Could have used you sooner.That's why I never put my kids in a room I can't get into from the outside. Lock or hinge pins need to be on the outside.
It skips a generation, you must be have been in the middle. Not to wild, and not to laid back as a kid.I have a 14 year old and a 13 year old. Terrific kids. Easy kids. I think they even like me. They are from my first wife.
These new kids from new wife? Savages. Wild, feral savages. I don't get it. My wife is calm and chill as hell. But these kids? They are trying to kill me. Slowly.
They like to fling their feces. High hopes I have not.I hope these boys are very smart mechanically and start taking apart things GM wants to use and video tape him trying to fix it or hitting it to get it to work.
Experience, now you have it. Lucky for me there was a ground floor window.That's good info, Mr. Helper. Could have used you sooner.
Maybe they are sandbagging you?They like to fling their feces. High hopes I have not.
My favorite part."OK!" I heard from the other side. *Fiddle fiddle fiddle with the door as they faked unlocking it*.
I have a kid who did the butt cream thing but for the most part mine don't do too much real damage. My current 2yo likes to write on everything do we have marker, crayon, pencil marks all over the house from about 2ft from the floor. It's hilarious.also love how @Clown Car is just lurking in here , throwing out the occasional like.
Moved into my new house 2 years ago. Bought new furniture for the basement man cave including this cool cloth ottoman to go in front of the big chair that faces the TV (Modern day throne!). Had the footrest for about 2 months while we rehabbed the house. Left the plastic/seran wrap type stuff on it the whole time. Finally, I arranged the furniture in the room when the work in the basement was done and pealed off the plastic. Couple hours later, I go down stairs and there's my 2 year old with a red sharpie in his hand... Yep...I have a kid who did the butt cream thing but for the most part mine don't do too much real damage. My current 2yo likes to write on everything do we have marker, crayon, pencil marks all over the house from about 2ft from the floor. It's hilarious.
Im kind of in agreement with msudaisy. I was a kind of bad kid, sex drugs defiance attitude, but my teens are pretty mellow.
actually, actually genius