You’re not fooling anyone, Kelly.
This reminds me of the most infuriating office food scenario i have ever had.
Pretty much every day they ordered food from some local fast food place. It was my first week. That day was five guys. So i ordered cajun fries. Thats it. Just an order of cajun fries. Gave my money to the girl going, kelly.
Kelly returns and gives me half of an order of regular fries.
Kelly was pregnant and didnt want to have a whole order of fries. Also because she is pregnant she didnt want cajun fries, you know heartburn and all.
So kelly just decides because the orders of fries at five guys are really large (at least they were then) that this is a totally ok decision to make on my behalf.
Kelly of course didnt split her bacon cheeseburger with anybody.