DallasDMac
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You need better friends. Having to use a gas station toilet is disgusting.It was a few blocks away. Took me about 5 minutes to run there.
You need better friends. Having to use a gas station toilet is disgusting.It was a few blocks away. Took me about 5 minutes to run there.
go onYeah let's get in the shower together and clean the #### off of each other's #######s. Romance.
It's just the way he is. No biggie using a gas station toilet. It was pretty clean.You need better friends. Having to use a gas station toilet is disgusting.
I'm not sure you have a solid handle on how stuff works.So this guy somehow maintains perfect bladder control huh?
Use his shower curtainLives next door to a gas station. Convenient.
Still think you just use his towels
You should have went then dragged your ### like dog across his living room.gbill2004 said:I ran over to the gas station next door and used their washroom.
After an upper decker.El Floppo said:Lives next door to a gas station. Convenient.
Still think you just use his towels
Have you ever actually taken an upper decker?After an upper decker.
Is that when you take a **** off someone's deck in their backyard?Have you ever actually taken an upper decker?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?Would unfriend friend immediately. Not normal. He's not normal. You're semi-unnormal for wondering if I this is normal. This whole thread is unnormal.
Yeah, cause that is WAY grosser than rubbing #### all over the place.I don't think I wanna know this guys opinion on teeth brushing/oral hygiene.
Check Urban dictionary and report back.Is that when you take a **** off someone's deck in their backyard?
It's when you take a dump in the toilet tank.Is that when you take a **** off someone's deck in their backyard?
Who has a toilet on their deck??It's when you take a dump in the toilet tank.
Toilet doesn't need to be on a deck.DallasDMac said:Who has a toilet on their deck??
You trim your pubes at work?? Like in the work sink? What if someone walks in while you're trimming?where are we at on dude's trimming their pubes at work?
kitchen sink is usually occupied so i don't really have a choiceYou trim your pubes at work?? Like in the work sink? What if someone walks in while you're trimming?
I've read furley's book, only wish he would have narrated the audio version as well.kitchen sink is usually occupied so i don't really have a choiceYou trim your pubes at work?? Like in the work sink? What if someone walks in while you're trimming?
At your desk like a normal human.kitchen sink is usually occupied so i don't really have a choice
This is something you would see on an episode of Extreme Cheapskates - like when the people poop in a jar so they don't have to pay for using water to flush the toilet and then use their fecies in a jar to fertilize their grass and garden so they don't have to buy fertilizer.My buddy never buys toilet paper. He says he takes one dump per day, first thing in the morning and then jumps right into the shower. That's his daily routine so he says no need for TP since the shower cleans everything off.
Is this normal?
Brilliant! Be right back.This is something you would see on an episode of Extreme Cheapskates - like when the people poop in a jar so they don't have to pay for using water to flush the toilet and then use their fecies in a jar to fertilize their grass and garden so they don't have to buy fertilizer.
They think I have the pubes of an Angel.What do your colleagues think?
Impressive!I have to say that I only needed to read the title of the thread and I already knew the correct answer.
Like OP's friend's toilet paper?
100% true. But not long ago a few of his friends and family had a talk with him about the subject. So now he keeps a few rolls of TP in his condo for guests. But still only uses the shower for himself.If this is true then, uh just wow, that's about 10/10 on the cheapskate dirtbag of the year award. Are you really 100% sure? Are you sure he's not just f-ing with you? Are you sure he's not trolling you and hiding a stash of butt wipes under the sink or something? I mean, butt wipes are where it's at for the most part but you still need to finish the job with tp. I don't believe this for a minute plus, I mean, chicks only poop once a day or less, come on.
It's trueIf this is true then, uh just wow, that's about 10/10 on the cheapskate dirtbag of the year award. Are you really 100% sure? Are you sure he's not just f-ing with you? Are you sure he's not trolling you and hiding a stash of butt wipes under the sink or something? I mean, butt wipes are where it's at for the most part but you still need to finish the job with tp. I don't believe this for a minute plus, I mean, chicks only poop once a day or less, come on.