Bathroom etiquette - is this normal? (1 Viewer)

[DallasDMac]

It was a few blocks away. Took me about 5 minutes to run there. 

You need better friends. Having to use a gas station toilet is disgusting.

 

[Dentist]

Yeah let's get in the shower together and clean the #### off of each other's #######s. Romance.  

go on

 

[gbill2004]

You need better friends. Having to use a gas station toilet is disgusting.

It's just the way he is. No biggie using a gas station toilet. It was pretty clean. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

Mark Mangino?

He is actually a relative of mine.  

 

[mr. furley]

where are we at on dude's trimming their pubes at work?

 

[the rover]

So this guy somehow maintains perfect bladder control huh? 

I'm not sure you have a solid handle on how stuff works.

 

[KarmaPolice]

As a dirty ******* who only showers once every 2-3 days...

This is ####in' disgusting.

 

[cockroach]

...and he wipes back to front.

I'm impressed by his aim though. 

 

[MikeIke]

Lives next door to a gas station. Convenient. 

Still think you just use his towels

Use his shower curtain

 

[BobbyLayne]

There are billions of people on the planet who use water instead of dry paper. However, very few of them live in North America (outside of Quebec.)

Now asking "what's normal?" in a forum that has a 25 page golf thread, a 44 page tennis thread, and a 334 page wrestling thread...that's questionable. 

 

[Bull Dozier]

This reminds me of the Dilbert cartoon where the guy says he never changes his shower towel because it only touches it when he's clean, so it never gets dirty.

 

[LAUNCH]

Monkey Etiquette

https://twitter.com/DanHarland/status/848856363606450176

 

[E Street Brat]

I ran over to the gas station next door and used their washroom. 

You should have went then dragged your ### like dog across his living room.

 

[Spike]

And what color are his towels?

 

[knowledge dropper]

Lives next door to a gas station. Convenient. 

Still think you just use his towels

After an upper decker.  

 

[gbill2004]

After an upper decker.  

Have you ever actually taken an upper decker?

 

[Don't Toews Me]

Have you ever actually taken an upper decker?

Is that when you take a **** off someone's deck in their backyard?

 

[boots11234]

Would unfriend friend immediately. Not normal. He's not normal. You're semi-unnormal for wondering if I this is normal. This whole thread is unnormal. 

 

[DallasDMac]

Would unfriend friend immediately. Not normal. He's not normal. You're semi-unnormal for wondering if I this is normal. This whole thread is unnormal. 

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?

Igor: [pause, then] No.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

Igor: Then you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby... Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

 

[D in the D]

I don't think I wanna know this guys opinion on teeth brushing/oral hygiene.

 

[ghostguy123]

I don't think I wanna know this guys opinion on teeth brushing/oral hygiene.

Yeah, cause that is WAY grosser than rubbing #### all over the place.

 

[Tom Servo]

Is that when you take a **** off someone's deck in their backyard?

Check Urban dictionary and report back.

 

[gbill2004]

Is that when you take a **** off someone's deck in their backyard?

It's when you take a dump in the toilet tank. 

 

[DallasDMac]

It's when you take a dump in the toilet tank. 

Who has a toilet on their deck??

 

[Osaurus]

Who has a toilet on their deck??

Southerners 

 

[gbill2004]

Who has a toilet on their deck??

Toilet doesn't need to be on a deck. 

 

[Don't Noonan]

Toilet doesn't need to be on a deck. 

Yep, just upstairs will do

 

[gbill2004]

Yep, just upstairs will do

I don't think you understand. 

 

[gbill2004]

where are we at on dude's trimming their pubes at work?

You trim your pubes at work??  Like in the work sink?  What if someone walks in while you're trimming? 

 

[mr. furley]

You trim your pubes at work??  Like in the work sink?  What if someone walks in while you're trimming? 

kitchen sink is usually occupied so i don't really have a choice

 

[Binky The Doormat]

You trim your pubes at work??  Like in the work sink?  What if someone walks in while you're trimming? 

kitchen sink is usually occupied so i don't really have a choice




 

I've read furley's book, only wish he would have narrated the audio version as well.  

Indispensable.

 

[El Floppo]

kitchen sink is usually occupied so i don't really have a choice

At your desk like a normal human.

 

[gbill2004]

At your desk like a normal human.

What do your colleagues think?

 

[Rick James]

The guy is lying, or a total psychopath. 

 

[skillz]

My buddy never buys toilet paper. He says he takes one dump per day, first thing in the morning and then jumps right into the shower. That's his daily routine so he says no need for TP since the shower cleans everything off. 

Is this normal?  

This is something you would see on an episode of Extreme Cheapskates - like when the people poop in a jar so they don't have to pay for using water to flush the toilet and then use their fecies in a jar  to fertilize their grass and garden so they don't have to buy fertilizer. 

 

[AAABatteries]

This is something you would see on an episode of Extreme Cheapskates - like when the people poop in a jar so they don't have to pay for using water to flush the toilet and then use their fecies in a jar  to fertilize their grass and garden so they don't have to buy fertilizer. 

Brilliant!  Be right back.

 

[skillz]

BTW, this should be a Keerock poll in his "What's Normal?" thread.  I used to enjoy when he posted random stuff to vote on in that thread. 

 

[El Floppo]

What do your colleagues think?

They think I have the pubes of an Angel.

 

[fred_1_15301]

I have to say that I only needed to read the title of the thread and I already knew the correct answer.

 

[gbill2004]

They think I have the pubes of an Angel.

Need pics. 

 

[gbill2004]

I was at Joey's the other day and huge surprise...he now has toilet paper!  He's maturing...

 

[Osaurus]

They think I have the pubes of an Angel.

Sig worthy imo

 

[gbill2004]

I have to say that I only needed to read the title of the thread and I already knew the correct answer.

Impressive! 

 

[gbill2004]

Is he French?

Italian. 

 

[Sullie]

If this is true then, uh just wow, that's about 10/10 on the cheapskate dirtbag of the year award.  Are you really 100% sure?  Are you sure he's not just f-ing with you?  Are you sure he's not trolling you and hiding a stash of butt wipes under the sink or something?  I mean, butt wipes are where it's at for the most part but you still need to finish the job with tp. I don't believe this for a minute plus, I mean, chicks only poop once a day or less, come on. 

 

[Psychopav]

I've read furley's book, only wish he would have narrated the audio version as well.  

Indispensable.

Like OP's friend's toilet paper?

 

[gbill2004]

If this is true then, uh just wow, that's about 10/10 on the cheapskate dirtbag of the year award.  Are you really 100% sure?  Are you sure he's not just f-ing with you?  Are you sure he's not trolling you and hiding a stash of butt wipes under the sink or something?  I mean, butt wipes are where it's at for the most part but you still need to finish the job with tp. I don't believe this for a minute plus, I mean, chicks only poop once a day or less, come on. 

100% true. But not long ago a few of his friends and family had a talk with him about the subject. So now he keeps a few rolls of TP in his condo for guests. But still only uses the shower for himself. 

 

[gbill2004]

Like OP's friend's toilet paper?

Possibly

 

[gbill2004]

My buddy was loving it during the toilet paper hoarding phase!  He had no need!  

 

[gbill2004]

If this is true then, uh just wow, that's about 10/10 on the cheapskate dirtbag of the year award. Are you really 100% sure? Are you sure he's not just f-ing with you? Are you sure he's not trolling you and hiding a stash of butt wipes under the sink or something? I mean, butt wipes are where it's at for the most part but you still need to finish the job with tp. I don't believe this for a minute plus, I mean, chicks only poop once a day or less, come on.

It's true