This ain't even normal for the abnormal.My buddy never buys toilet paper. He says he takes one dump per day, first thing in the morning and then jumps right into the shower. That's his daily routine so he says no need for TP since the shower cleans everything off.
Is this normal?
Annyong said:I wonder if these people want to change things up go out for some nice Cajun or White Castle or something, then crap all over eachother. I would imagine they prolly have an extra room all Dexter'ed out for these types of things. I guess you could also just do it in the bathtub and you waffle stomp the poops through the drain.
He has girls over. He says no TP in the house ensures they leave the next morning.I have fine tuned my ####s to happen at work, because a) I like to save money on toilet paper and b) I like to know that I get paid to ####. But I still have toilet paper at my house because I accept that I am abnormal regarding this and my friends appreciate coming to a house where they can wipe their ###, and women tend to use toilet paper. So does this dude not interact with anyone at his house? Does he never have a girl over?
And don't ever come back. Besides being odd and gross, the guy is a jerk.He has girls over. He says no TP in the house ensures they leave the next morning.
lol yep that's Joey!!And don't ever come back. Besides being odd and gross, the guy is a jerk.
Because "the shower" ain't wiping his ### without some help.Is he a soap or wash rag guy?
I'll admit to not being as... anal... about my wiping when I'm about to jump in the shower. But yeah, not running rag or soap over unwiped butt.
There's no way they are spending the night there. You bring girls home from a night out, they will need to piss before bed. So yea, I think your friend is full of #### (no pun intended).He has girls over. He says no TP in the house ensures they leave the next morning.
you're overlooking a very good angle here ... he can play the 'no TP' shtick to get them in the shower with himThere's no way they are spending the night there. You bring girls home from a night out, they will need to piss before bed. So yea, I think your friend is full of #### (no pun intended).
Yeah let's get in the shower together and clean the #### off of each other's #######s. Romance.you're overlooking a very good angle here ... he can play the 'no TP' shtick to get them in the shower with him
Agreed.Not all poops are the same.
He's a genius!And don't ever come back. Besides being odd and gross, the guy is a jerk.
Mark Mangino?
he's bangin' a one night stand, not the mother of his childrenYeah let's get in the shower together and clean the #### off of each other's #######s. Romance.
He's lying about girls over. Girls can weed out the creeps.He has girls over. He says no TP in the house ensures they leave the next morning.
This reminds me. So you go into a bathroom with 3 urinals and one stall. Two adult level and one kids level. Guy is using far adult urinal. Stall is occupied. Do you use the adult one next to it or use the kiddie one? I always try to avoid using kid urinal because I know how kids wait til last minute and the last thing you want as a parent is to get your kid to the bathroom only to have to pick him up to use urinal because some guy is using the kiddie urinal.I was thinking this thread was going to be more along the lines of which urinal do you choose. Boy was I wrong.
And with this behavior, he'll never find the mother of his children...at least not intentionalhe's bangin' a one night stand, not the mother of his children
Filth is Fun
I never pass up a three point attempt.This reminds me. So you go into a bathroom with 3 urinals and one stall. Two adult level and one kids level. Guy is using far adult urinal. Stall is occupied. Do you use the adult one next to it or use the kiddie one? I always try to avoid using kid urinal because I know how kids wait til last minute and the last thing you want as a parent is to get your kid to the bathroom only to have to pick him up to use urinal because some guy is using the kiddie urinal.
Am I wrong to use urinal right next to far right guy to leave kiddie urinal open?
The subject came up cuz I was at his condo and I needed to take a dump. I then discovered no TP and he explained why...He's lying about girls over. Girls can weed out the creeps.
People who separate two-ply and re-roll into one-ply appear normal next to this dude.
And why is he telling you this? Is it really you? If not, watch your back for this weirdo.
Safe to assume you two then showered together?The subject came up cuz I was at his condo and I needed to take a dump. I then discovered no TP and he explained why...
Didn't help Roger ClemensI often skip toilet paper and go right to shower. Helps prevent roids.
Just use his towels instead.That is disgusting. I would never allow him to use my shower and I guess if I still wanted to be friends with this idiot I would have to take TP over to his house when I visit.
I ran over to the gas station next door and used their washroom.He was messing with you cause he forgot to buy TP, which would be funny
Or
He need meds for a terrible psychiatric disorder
Question is, so what did YOU do then?? You said you had to poo right?
No, butt if he scrubs right after should be okMy buddy never buys toilet paper. He says he takes one dump per day, first thing in the morning and then jumps right into the shower. That's his daily routine so he says no need for TP since the shower cleans everything off.
Is this normal?
Lives next door to a gas station. Convenient.I ran over to the gas station next door and used their washroom.
It was a few blocks away. Took me about 5 minutes to run there.Lives next door to a gas station. Convenient.
Still think you just use his towels