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Footballguy
My son is almost 3 now but this happened not long after he started talking.
My wife was taking him to weekly swimming classes. The gym also has a lazy river right next to the pool used for for the lessons.
Once the lesson was over my wife and son get out of the pool and walk by the lazy river. Apparently, an extremely obese woman was using it and she was wearing a black and white swimsuit/shirt (my wife said she wouldn't have been surprised if she was pushing 450lbs).
My son, with his limited vocabulary, doesn't know what to make of the heaviest human being he has ever seen. So he gets excited, starts pointing at the woman in the pool and shouts, "Mama! Big cow! Mama, mama big cow! Mooo!"
My wife was taking him to weekly swimming classes. The gym also has a lazy river right next to the pool used for for the lessons.
Once the lesson was over my wife and son get out of the pool and walk by the lazy river. Apparently, an extremely obese woman was using it and she was wearing a black and white swimsuit/shirt (my wife said she wouldn't have been surprised if she was pushing 450lbs).
My son, with his limited vocabulary, doesn't know what to make of the heaviest human being he has ever seen. So he gets excited, starts pointing at the woman in the pool and shouts, "Mama! Big cow! Mama, mama big cow! Mooo!"