Plus Laura Bush has already killed in the past.Yeah, I think a good case can be made for Hoover and Obama too. Lou Hoover hunted when she was younger. That might give her an edge.Hillary would fight dirty. Michelle Obama has reach and looks like a mean grappler. I think they'd both make top 5. Lou Hoover would definitely be in the mix, too.My wife and I were having this discussion and expanded to First Ladies. We had it narrowed down to Bess Truman, Edith Wilson, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Hillary Clinton. My wife leaned Truman, but I think Wilson.
Loved his booze . At some point that would become a major flawI think you go with the shorter, scrappier guy over the taller, lumbering one in a knife fight. I like Grant. 5'9", 160lbs, West Point graduate, and only 46 years old at inauguration.
Naaah, gotta be W. He'd whip out his "Mission Accomplished" banner at the start of the fight and the rest of them would immediately gang tackle him.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
I would think at least half the presidents would be so damn confused that a black guy is in the ring that Obama may use that as an advantage. He still would be one of the first 10 out thoughFirst to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
Why Carter? You think farmers and Annapolis grads are weak? Jimmy was scrappy, not the first to go down. Obama, yes...he's out real early.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
Because he's a Republican sycophant.Why Carter?First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
Woodrow Wilson wouldn't fare too well either. FDR would be the first to go down I would think, though.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
Probably has an edge to him, as well.Whenever they make a list of all-time worst presidents, he's usually at the top.Pierce is a sleeper. Not too old when inaugurated. Military experience in the Mexican war. Was in a train accident with his family and watched his son get decapitated, so a bunch of bleeding presidents won't faze him. Grew up in a log cabin, so you know he is tough.
I dunno. He's like the R2D2 of the battle, and R2's a cagey one that usually rolls right by . . .Woodrow Wilson wouldn't fare too well either. FDR would be the first to go down I would think, though.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
/threadOld Hickory and I'm serious when I say, it would not be close.
'Fennis said:I wonder if LBJ would kill Kennedy (again).
Obama was weaned on weed and beaches too laid back....not even in the top 10.'ffldrew said:Also - could we be dismissing Obama here? Drug dealing on the South Side is not a game for sissy's - hell just ask Osama - he's a sneaky mfer
My favorite Harry Truman story is he and Bess loading up the car in June 1953 and spending the summer driving across country. Pre-Interstate, mind you. Imagine working at a diner or gas station and the guy who had been POTUS for the last 7 years pulls up, sans SS or entourage.'caglassc said:Harry Truman is being overlooked:"I fired him [MacArthur] because he wouldn't respect the authority of the President ... I didn't fire him because he was a dumb son of a #####, although he was, but that's not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three-quarters of them would be in jail." Harry S. Truman, quoted in Time magazine"I wonder how far Moses would have gone, if he had taken a poll in Egypt." "God doesn't give a damn about pomp and circumstance." "There are more prima donnas in Washington than in all the opera con~panies." "If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog," "Give 'em Hell, Harry!""The buck stops here" Truman watched an assassination attempt on his life- an actual gunfight - from his bedroom window.Truman had guts - easily top 5.
I think you are thinking of the guy after him, Buchanan, who also is rumored to be our only gay president. Pierce would probably be drunk and not fare well either.'Encyclopedia Brown said:Probably has an edge to him, as well.Whenever they make a list of all-time worst presidents, he's usually at the top.'Thorpe said:Pierce is a sleeper. Not too old when inaugurated. Military experience in the Mexican war. Was in a train accident with his family and watched his son get decapitated, so a bunch of bleeding presidents won't faze him. Grew up in a log cabin, so you know he is tough.
The rules were you get the President at the best condition he was in for his term, so I get Pierce for the couple of hours he was sober during his Presidency.I think you are thinking of the guy after him, Buchanan, who also is rumored to be our only gay president. Pierce would probably be drunk and not fare well either.'Encyclopedia Brown said:Probably has an edge to him, as well.Whenever they make a list of all-time worst presidents, he's usually at the top.'Thorpe said:Pierce is a sleeper. Not too old when inaugurated. Military experience in the Mexican war. Was in a train accident with his family and watched his son get decapitated, so a bunch of bleeding presidents won't faze him. Grew up in a log cabin, so you know he is tough.
Or is it still too soon?'Fennis said:I wonder if LBJ would kill Kennedy (again).
Hillary's got a body count too, right?Either way, the women's division might be even more interesting than the men's.With the men, it's pretty clear. The old-timers would mop the floor with the later Presidents.With the older bitties, they have more girth and life was harder, but they didn't generally experience as much of the hard-scrabble life.It's hard to say what feminism and the women's uppity movement has done to the physical prowess and knife-combat skills of women.I'd still probably lean towards the old timers.Can we count Emily Donelson? She wasn't totally official, but she had Andrew Jackson as her uncle. If that doesn't make a chick tough and crazy, I don't know what does.'Sarnoff said:Plus Laura Bush has already killed in the past.Yeah, I think a good case can be made for Hoover and Obama too. Lou Hoover hunted when she was younger. That might give her an edge.Hillary would fight dirty. Michelle Obama has reach and looks like a mean grappler. I think they'd both make top 5. Lou Hoover would definitely be in the mix, too.My wife and I were having this discussion and expanded to First Ladies. We had it narrowed down to Bess Truman, Edith Wilson, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Hillary Clinton. My wife leaned Truman, but I think Wilson.
Just the opposite. They going to look at him and sing...One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is just not the same. One of these things is not like the others, can you guess which one before the end of our game?SLEEPER ALERT = Obama. lots of old white men would be deathly afraid of a black guy with a knife.
You've been to Hawaii - there are some bad Bruddahs and Asian ninjas on the island(or at least that's the perception from 5-0) - hard to say if that overcomes the weed but remember he's also been trained by Al-Qaida in an Indonesian madrass. Pretty sure he gets in the ring and he could go all Manchurian Candidate on you.Obama was weaned on weed and beaches too laid back....not even in the top 10.'ffldrew said:Also - could we be dismissing Obama here? Drug dealing on the South Side is not a game for sissy's - hell just ask Osama - he's a sneaky mfer
Awesome....sig material!It's hard to say what feminism and the women's uppity movement has done to the physical prowess and knife-combat skills of women.
Carter.... really? Unless that sweater was actually armor... see ya!Why Carter? You think farmers and Annapolis grads are weak? Jimmy was scrappy, not the first to go down. Obama, yes...he's out real early.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
FDR was not always wheelchair bound. He was something like 30 or 40 before being diagnosed with Polio. Isn't this suppose to be 'in their prime'? I think FDR would be about average.But yea, Wilson would be another that would be an early out.Woodrow Wilson wouldn't fare too well either. FDR would be the first to go down I would think, though.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
How many times does it need to be mentioned that it is their prime while they were president, not prime of their life.FDR was not always wheelchair bound. He was something like 30 or 40 before being diagnosed with Polio. Isn't this suppose to be 'in their prime'? I think FDR would be about average.But yea, Wilson would be another that would be an early out.Woodrow Wilson wouldn't fare too well either. FDR would be the first to go down I would think, though.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
Obama would stab someone, then blame it on GWB.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
Naaah, gotta be W. He'd whip out his "Mission Accomplished" banner at the start of the fight and the rest of them would immediately gang tackle him.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
Nice.I would think at least half the presidents would be so damn confused that a black guy is in the ring that Obama may use that as an advantage. He still would be one of the first 10 out thoughFirst to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
At least to the point that I start reading. Any other questions?How many times does it need to be mentioned that it is their prime while they were president, not prime of their life.FDR was not always wheelchair bound. He was something like 30 or 40 before being diagnosed with Polio. Isn't this suppose to be 'in their prime'? I think FDR would be about average.But yea, Wilson would be another that would be an early out.Woodrow Wilson wouldn't fare too well either. FDR would be the first to go down I would think, though.First to go down? Carter. Obama would not be too far behind him.
If the fight is set to take place in Texas, I'd say it's a sure thing.I wonder if LBJ would kill Kennedy (again).
Teddy would ride FDR around like a warhorse cutting people that got close. Formidable duo.Figure Lincoln would have a reach advantage on most of the competition. Probably a bit clumsy but pretty rugged. Teddy being massively overrated. Guy was a softie from Manhattan and Harvard. Ford will surprise by lasting longer than expected. D-I All-American Center, correct?
Ok, we can lock this one up now.
####### Truman. I need to see that movie and read that book.Harry Truman is being overlooked: "I fired him [MacArthur] because he wouldn't respect the authority of the President ... I didn't fire him because he was a dumb son of a #####, although he was, but that's not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three-quarters of them would be in jail." Harry S. Truman, quoted in Time magazine "I wonder how far Moses would have gone, if he had taken a poll in Egypt." "God doesn't give a damn about pomp and circumstance." "There are more prima donnas in Washington than in all the opera con~panies." "If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog," "Give 'em Hell, Harry!" "The buck stops here" Truman watched an assassination attempt on his life- an actual gunfight - from his bedroom window. Truman had guts - easily top 5.
Would just need a rotator added to FDR's wheelchair, similar to Rose McGowan's gun leg whipping around in Planet Terror.Teddy would ride FDR around like a warhorse cutting people that got close. Formidable duo.Figure Lincoln would have a reach advantage on most of the competition. Probably a bit clumsy but pretty rugged. Teddy being massively overrated. Guy was a softie from Manhattan and Harvard. Ford will surprise by lasting longer than expected. D-I All-American Center, correct?
That was after he was President. During the 1912 election that he lost to Wilson.If it hasn't been mentioned already Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the chest on the way to give a speech before being elected president. The dude said I'm good and gave the speech anyways with the bullet lodged in his chest. Ultimate badass move of all time.