Why do people fart on the bus? (1 Viewer)

[gbill2004]

I like to do it by myself on elevators.  It's kind of like a stinky game of Russian Roulette.....the excitement/anxiety/adrenaline/relief you feel as each floor passes and the doors don't open....it's awesome. Of course, I never see the fall out of my flatulence because if the elevator stops, the doors open and someone gets on...I automatically get off and take the steps....but I imagine the tension of standing with someone in my stink cloud; almost daring them to say something would be off the charts awesome.  

Sounds like a fun game!

 

[Mister CIA]

I like to fart in the check out line in the grocery store and leave just before it starts to permeate so my wife gets blamed for it.  Good times.

Toxic femininity?

 

[cosjobs]

If two guys are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.

Confucius say elevator smell different to a dwarf