When I study like a madman for the ENTIRE off season perusing the internet hoping to get some kind of edge over everyone else and then watching my buddy's wife, who just started looking at the FF magazines a week before the draft, proceed to move past me in the standings. Not only that, but she refuses to trade with anyone for any player no matter what. Anyone on her team might as well be dead to the rest of the league! That's just wrong.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
She's also made draft picks based on how nice a player's butt is or if he's got nice eyes. Go figure.