* Don't judge. It was a treadmill show. Ellen Barkin totally chews the scenery and there's lots of gratuitous flesh. Equal opportunity on the last part too - Mrs. Scorchy sometimes came down and watched with me because the dudes were just as smokin' and just as naked as the ladies (or at least as naked as cable would allow).
A MojaveD memory...
I loved Animal Kingdom and I don't care about anyone else's opinion. Loved the ending, hated to see it end. In my early 30s, MojaveD and I took over a failing RV Dealership. We had inside info on the failure, knew the current owner was likely going to prison, sold the landlord on us rather than another dodgy character who was set to step in, and voila. 4 acres along the freeway, two exits from the beach in San Diego north county, with 60 trailers and RVs for sale. Freedom from another company we were both working for. 6 months no rent. Bro was raising his 4 boys inland in suburban cookie cutter tract boredom.
Me? I was dating a stripper.
I rented a place on the strand right where Animal Kingdom was filmed. The show was fun for me for that alone. Sure the heists were absurd, but that depiction of Oceanside wasn't too far off. Lawless beach town full of characters and nakedness. Other strippers were jealous of my stripper cuz her bf had a place right on the sand walking distance from the club. So of course I told them they were all welcome any time. Enjoy the beach, use my cottage, have a drink. My tiny place became a spot they used for tanning, putting on makeup before work, trying on and off their work outfits, practicing their sexy dances. 30 years later it doesn't seem real, but good times, good times. The neighbors were divided . Half loved me, half hated me, and this was oddly split by gender.
I've digressed. One day bro had a rich young couple out on a test drive in an 80k RV. He was close to a sale but not closing. We were masters of the TO (turnover). If you can't close it turn it over to another salesperson. Worked seamlessly for brothers. I was home at the beach. The young couple was all about RVing at the beach. So they drove that monster down the strand to my place. Three young hotties were tanning on my front patio. Two more were on the sofa watching tv. The gf was with another in the bathroom getting ready for work. Me? I was surfing of course, but I saw the RV after it had been there a few minutes, so I paddled in fast as I could. It pulled away as I was jogging towards it. I asked the gf what happened. She said they just helped my bro sell that RV. I laughed and asked how. She explained the wife stayed in it to have a closer look, but the husband followed bro into my place. He got a look at all that flesh and said he definitely needed to spend more time at the beach. Asked if we'd take 70. Told his wife that they wouldn't spend more than 70. He bumped to 73. We'd have taken 60. Best TO ever.