That's not a woman... Caption this (1 Viewer)

[Spin]

Caption this picture

"ATT executive can't hide her excitement, or her growing erection, as she discusses a roll out plan for Nashville with Mayor Karl Dean."

 

[sublimeone]

Ladies dress creases. ###hole create caption on fantasy message board.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I hate when the winning caption is in the first post.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!

 

[Franknbeans]

"Mary" describes the length she'll ultimately achieve

 

[DrrDetroit]

Bruce Jenner shows his baton

 

[Limp Ditka]

Aunt Ginger has a hard on

 

[SWC]

find the one thing in this picture the deflator missed bromigos

 

[Flying V]

Camelfoot.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Camel toe?? More like a moose knuckle

 

[Willie Neslon]

See the woman behind me with the red bag? I just hit that.

 

[strykerpks]

I still would

 

[Das Boot]

Ladies dress creases. ###hole create caption on fantasy message board.

I think her dress is creased because of her turgid member.

 

[skol asylum]

Tired of carrying her husband's balls in her purse, Mary decided to strap them on and give em a whirl.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Her rose bud had turned into a mighty oak tree.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Get over here and sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that comes up

 

[tri-man 47]

<bournemovie> "You with the red bag ...the red bag" <\bournemovie>

 

[Mr. Retukes]

"It's THIS long"

 

[skol asylum]

"So i was having sex with this leper, really going at it, and next think you know it came right off. Who says you can't take it with you?"

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Jack White of FBG drinks a beer in the man's face.

 

[Rubi]

'I just wish it was THIS much bigger"

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

So I told the surgeon, put a deformed curve in it, just like that photo Brett Favre sent to that attention whore Jen Sterger.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A BONER

 

[fantasycurse42]

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A BONER

wat?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Have you met my friend Peggy Starfish?

 

[Joe Summer]

Caption this picture

"ATT executive can't hide her excitement, or her growing erection, as she discusses a roll out plan for Nashville with Mayor Karl Dean."

"Can you see it now?"

 

[The Football Freak]

"...so then I told him that I'm as thick as this can and am packing this much heat. After that, I whipped out the hog and banged it on the table, and told them, 'Suck on this plan, Verizon! I'm out...'"

"Ooooooo. Meeting adjurned!...can I see it?"

 

[VolBoy]

If you had balls like mine you might be President some day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It looks like she has a wang lol

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

To heck with having fun tonight, I'm wang chunging right now!

 

[In The Zone]

You think my arms are white?

You should see my Boner.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She's a woman with a penis

 

[Caesar]

Beatrice Jenkins asks Mayor Thomas Payne if labia reduction surgery is covered under Obamacare

 

[tommyboy]

"...good. Now come on over here and suck on yo momma's ****"

 

[Tom Servo]

Beatrice Jenkins asks Mayor Thomas Payne if labia reduction surgery is covered under Obamacare