Saved My Sister's Life (1 Viewer)

[seahawk 17]

Had a family BBQ. I was cleaning up in the kitchen and heard some commotion. Went into the dining room, where I saw my sister purple and obviously choking. Five other family members stood there just watching.

I went to giver her the Heimlich, my only thought was to make sure I didn't break her ribs or sternum. Did the maneuver and a piece of steak popped out. She then puked and pissed her pants.

I didn't get a thank you and I haven't heard from her since. It is very awkward and not sure how to handle it.

Expect many jokes, fire away.

 

[Gator Shawn]

Good work. People freeze up sometimes, lucky for her you didn't choke under pressure.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Saved my mom once with the same maneuver. She still loves me.

 

[seahawk 17]

Good work. People freeze up sometimes, lucky for her you didn't choke under pressure.

 

[Quint]

good for you.

don't worry about the non-communication: she could be in mild shock.

 

[Wooderson]

She peed on your rug?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

That's awesome, well done.

Also please answer Wooderson's question. Tia

 

[Dentist]

Send her a bill, that always gets people to talk.

Saved life - $9,999.00

Cleaned bodily fluids - $1

 

[avoiding injuries]

What was the reaction of the bystanders? Did they talk? Maybe gave you three cheers and carried you out of the room on their shoulders?

Nice work

 

[skol asylum]

Good job.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You sure it was pee?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I once saved a woman from being raped. I changed my mind.

 

[Osaurus]

You did a very good thing. That's all you need really.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I understand the puking but the pissing of the pants seems odd unless the steak was a ribeye.

 

[Fariq]

How old is she?

 

[eoMMan]

Is she not?

Did vomit or pee get on you?

 

[Christo]

Had a family BBQ. I was cleaning up in the kitchen and heard some commotion. Went into the dining room, where I saw my sister purple and obviously choking. Five other family members stood there just watching.

I went to giver her the Heimlich, my only thought was to make sure I didn't break her ribs or sternum. Did the maneuver and a piece of steak popped out. She then puked and pissed her pants.

I didn't get a thank you and I haven't heard from her since. It is very awkward and not sure how to handle it.

Expect many jokes, fire away.

She's probably embarassed

 

[The Big Guy]

Now I believe that custom dictates that she give you a gift of her best friend for a solid weekend. Beer of your choice must also be provided.

 

[Mario Kart]

Did she vomit and pee at the same time? I thought that was impossible.

And, did somebody Vine that?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Maybe your boner made her uncomfortable.

 

[sports_fan]

How long ago did this happen? I'm sure she's very thankful. Probably just don't know how to express it.

 

[bleachercreacher]

Did she vomit and pee at the same time? I thought that was impossible.

And, did somebody Vine that?

Definitely not impossible. Found out the hard way after eating bad chicken at Outback a while back.

 

[bryhamm]

Maybe your boner made her uncomfortable.

 

[RUSF18]

You really should have left the embarrassing stuff out of the first post.

We didn't need to hear that you were doing the cleaning.

 

[wadegarrett]

Way to go.

What else did you have besides steak?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Lots of guys in here are currently note booking that seahawk 17's sister is not a swallower, but that she does have a suppressed initial gag reflex and that she is willing to pee herself in group settings.

 

[comfortably numb]

Did your friend upstage you by saving his sisters life?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How much for the panties she was wearing?

 

[Das Boot]

How much for the panties she was wearing?

Kind of a big assumption there.

 

[Dr Oadi]

Had a family BBQ. I was cleaning up in the kitchen and heard some commotion. Went into the dining room, where I saw my sister purple and obviously choking. Five other family members stood there just watching.

I went to giver her the Heimlich, my only thought was to make sure I didn't break her ribs or sternum. Did the maneuver and a piece of steak popped out. She then puked and pissed her pants.

I didn't get a thank you and I haven't heard from her since. It is very awkward and not sure how to handle it.

Expect many jokes, fire away.

I'm sure she appreciates you shared with the inter webs she pissed herself.Good job though. I'm glad your ungrateful sister is still with us.

 

[jon_mx]

Way to make your sister puke and pee her pants.

 

[tri-man 47]

This is how to get to heaven when you die.

 

[Insein]

How much for the panties she was wearing?

$50

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Did any of the 5 people look disappointed?

It's the sister, in the dining room, with a piece of steak.

 

[cstu]

Maybe your boner made her uncomfortable.

This is funny on a bunch of levels.

 

[Rayderr]

She peed on your rug?

That rug really tied the room together.

 

[TenTimes]

I probably send sibling a text to let them know I'm available to talk any time.

 

[timschochet]

YOU know you saved her life, that's all that's important.

May I ask: what became of your children?

 

[jamny]

Start hiding steak

 

[dickey moe]

Is it Puke?

 

[Fennis]

did you eat the piece of steak in triumph?

 

[Soulfly3]

43 damn posts, and noone asked if the steak was well done?

FFA is slipping

 

[eoMMan]

Is there anything gayer than posting a topic and then not coming back in to answer or address questions and comments?

Booooooooo

 

[Christo]

Is there anything gayer than posting a topic and then not coming back in to answer or address questions and comments?

Booooooooo

I can think of at least one thing that's gayer.

 

[Osaurus]

43 damn posts, and noone asked if the steak was well done?

FFA is slipping

What was the cooking method?

 

[belljr]

Last night a DJ saved my life

 

[PatsWillWin]

Maybe she was doing some hilarious improv comedy act and she's made because you ruined it.

 

[Fariq]

Is there anything gayer than posting a topic and then not coming back in to answer or address questions and comments?

Booooooooo

I can think of at least one thing that's gayer.

Having sex with a man in Hawai'i?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

How much for the panties she was wearing?

$50

She had nine STDs.

 

[EYLive]

How much for the panties she was wearing?

$50

She had nine STDs.

Do I hear $60?