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[Nathan R. Jessep]

mussels

03/20/18

Tue

17:31

Public Safety—A concerned citizen called to report several individuals picking up mussels from Agnes Beach. The concerned individual reported that the mussels from that area have a high concentration of PCP in them. Officers did not observe anyone in the area.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

basement intruder

Suspicious, Fairmount Road: A woman called police at 5:11 a.m. Aug. 9 after hearing strange sounds in her basement. An officer found her basement flooded from a plumbing issue and items moved around by the water. She was advised to call a plumber.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

your number still 9-1-1? allllrighty then

GENEVA, NY -- A 35-year-old woman was arrested on aggravated harassment charges after she allegedly placed over 300 phone calls to Yates County 9-1-1 between Friday and Sunday. The woman allegedly used prank call and text apps to place the calls. She was arrested in July on similar charges.

 

[JuniorGong]

From Kate11:

Heterosexual man doesn’t try to bang with me after I get naked and snuggle up to him in bed

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/765104-the-hug-life-chroniclesred-dress-run-weekend-race-day-part-1-update-pg-48-82118/?page=45

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

From Kate11:

Heterosexual man doesn’t try to bang with me after I get naked and snuggle up to him in bed

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/765104-the-hug-life-chroniclesred-dress-run-weekend-race-day-part-1-update-pg-48-82118/?page=45

 

 

[Galileo]

Arnold

 

[shuke]

I clipped some from our college newspaper.  I'll have to find them.