Mr Anonymous
Footballguy
I'm a security manager at a hotel in Las Vegas and I want to have a little fun with a new overnight front desk agent. This is on 3rd shift when we have no concierge on hand. It's a non-casino property and services shut down early so concierge goes home early as well. Our security officers occasionally get strange requests in their absence which I then sometimes relay to front desk to aid in fulfilling the request. I've got this front desk agent all paranoid telling her about some of the past requests made by guests but the truth is they don't really come that often. A simple, yet embarrassing one is a guest asking for lube. We also once had a guest who requested someone come to the room and "pet"sit their therapy Terrier who was stressed out alone in the room. We had one of the front desk girls go up there until the guest got back from a late dinner. I need help dreaming up some wild ones that I can throw at her to feed her paranoia.
Another recent example was a guest who came down claiming to work for the CIA who said he was using his room as an official federal office. He told us that he could not conduct official national security operations in his room unless he had full page photos of President Obama and CIA Director John Brennan posted on the wall. While the guest clearly wasn't CIA, we printed off the pics since it was easy enough to pull off and we wanted to play along.
So, what I need are strange, creative requests that are realistic enough to believe someone actually made them. Preferably they'll be doable such as the lube, dogsitting, and picture requests above.
TIA
Another recent example was a guest who came down claiming to work for the CIA who said he was using his room as an official federal office. He told us that he could not conduct official national security operations in his room unless he had full page photos of President Obama and CIA Director John Brennan posted on the wall. While the guest clearly wasn't CIA, we printed off the pics since it was easy enough to pull off and we wanted to play along.
So, what I need are strange, creative requests that are realistic enough to believe someone actually made them. Preferably they'll be doable such as the lube, dogsitting, and picture requests above.
TIA
I can now jackass.
