Men are sealing their penises shut to prevent pregnancy (1 Viewer)

[Righetti]

http://nypost.com/2017/08/01/men-are-sealing-their-penises-shut-to-prevent-pregnancy/amp/

if this idea could ever work it would an absolute gold mine

 

[AAABatteries]

Just the tip?

 

[belljr]

Just dip it in Vodka before sex

 

[mr roboto]

If you, uh, fire...

Where does it go?

 

[Ned]

No way, man.  That's like putting a plug in the barrel of a gun.  That massive amount of pressure has to go somewhere.

 

[Otis]

Good god this sounds terrible. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Someone should probably put this in Rok's thread just in case he doesn't wander in here. 

 

[avoiding injuries]

It works. I've been wearing a chip clip for years. 

 

[gianmarco]

If you, uh, fire...

Where does it go?

"I just threw up in my mouth a little"

 

[adonis]

I just use superglue.   More effective and cheaper if you don’t factor in the visits to the ED.

 

[El Floppo]

@General Malaise

 

[Pipes]

Seriously either this thing with come flying off at O time or it must stay in place with a superglue like substance.  In which case how do you take it off without taking a bunch of skin with it? No thanks.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Woz tested yet?

 

[Brony]

I'll ask the obvious since no one else will: Does it really taste like Jif? 

 

[wikkidpissah]

I just use superglue.   More effective and cheaper if you don’t factor in the visits to the ED.

I sawed mine in half and used FlexSeal to go boating with it

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

I sawed mine in half and used FlexSeal to go boating with it

Now that's a Dinghy!

 

[captain_amazing]

"I just threw up in my mouth a little"

@General Malaise

 

[Tom Servo]

I sawed mine in half and used FlexSeal to go boating with it

/thread

 

[RokNRole]

Someone should probably put this in Rok's thread just in case he doesn't wander in here. 

I'm here

 

[trogg78]

Someone should tell them that men can't get pregnant.

 

[NotSmart]

No need for a device like this.

Just do the male equivalent of kegels and you'll eventually be able to, within a few microseconds of impending need, clamp the tip shut tighter than spandex on a 360 pound woman.

 

[dickey moe]

How are you supposed to piss? Is there a side-valve?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

http://homeservicedoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/blow-bag.jpg

 

[waterworld]

Love the slogan on the website

Jiftip the diktip 

 

[Osaurus]

Soaking works, right?

 

[NotSmart]

Soaking works, right?

Soaking the walls is the opposite of the goal here.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My opinion on this matches this guy's name.

 

[lakerstan]

Vasectomy down?

 

[Osaurus]

Soaking the walls is the opposite of the goal here.

The other one 

 

[Statorama]

Aww dangit now I can't get "Sewing the seeds of love" out of my head.  Thanks.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

So do you just squeeze it out like a tube of toothpaste when you're done?

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

So do you just squeeze it out like a tube of toothpaste when you're done?

Quite the opposite I would think. 

 

[Rirruto]

Good thing the pharmaceutical companies are keeping Vasalgel off the shelf.