I've Heard of other PEDs for football... (1 Viewer)

[DoubleG]

Dude.

 

[EBF]

It really helps you get up for the big game.

 

[DoubleG]

I have a feeling this is going to a punny thread...that's okay, I'm up for it.

 

[Sarlakticacid]

Players complimenting each other on their tackle on the rise?

 

[Hopeless Lions Fan]

I think this is something that started at Penn St.

 

[mquinnjr]

Lasts up to 4 hours, and NFL games last 3 hours.

Jeff Garcia...Jeff Garcia...to the white courtesy phone.

 

[Das Boot]

It looks like the QB just went to a hard count there.

 

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Guessing some of these dogpiles last a little longer now

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

the drug increases blood flow throughout the body. could see how it might be a PED, as long as you dont mind running around tackling dudes with a raging hardon.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

hate to be on the bottom of that pile

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

So exactly what is that quarterback doing under center?

 

[money.never.sleeps]

again.. old news.. Viagra has been used for awhile now. You guys must be 12th guy on the deal team.. last to know

 

[scrumptrulescent]

again.. old news.. Viagra has been used for awhile now. You guys must be 12th guy on the deal team.. last to know

Guess I'm not on the pulse of Viagra usage like you are.

 

[VikingFrog]

Stiff competition in the NFC North.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I can understand why Schaub was in so much pain even by crotch kicking standards.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

They say it's a game of inches.

 

[Hopeless Lions Fan]

Just one more measurement at the combine.

 

[Giantseasonticketholder]

I guess they may have to tweak the Helmet to Helmet rule.

 

[habsfan]

I guess we'll be seeing more of the jumbo package...

 

[Leroy Hoard]

So exactly what is that quarterback doing under center?

"Did you signal for a quick snap or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Shutout]

No wonder we've seen the league use the Tight End so much more these past few years

 

[Holy Schneikes]

I guess they may have to tweak the Helmet to Helmet rule.

Winner.

 

[bucsbaby]

I've always thought it looked like the guys were playing hard out there...

 

[Shutout]

I guess they may have to tweak the Helmet to Helmet rule.

Winner.

Why? A blow to the head has been illegal for years.

 

[dickey moe]

The comments are pretty awesome.

 

[RedZone]

I know it is a funny topic, and no one has made a stab at the Lambeau Leap (what is up with that commercial where the guy in the airplane says "I wish Greg Jennings was sitting in my lap").

However, PDE5 inhibitors, including the prototypical Viagra®, have been used as a PED in sports and bodybuilding for years. In addition to a purported increase in oxygen delivery to the working muscle (insert joke here) due to vasodilation in the periphery and pulmonary (lung) vasculature; PDE5 inhibitors have been documented to cause a significant increase in testosterone. This may provide an ergogenic effect, or serve to mask some degree of exogenous testosterone administration (e.g. topical) by maintaining the T:E ratio within the guidelines used by the USADA (anti-doping agency). I am pretty sure the NFL uses their standard of 4:1.

Further, just like a significant proportion of young men, it is used as a sexual enhancer if the setting is correct. Viagra does not create a spontaneous erection, but requires stimulation (again, insert your own joke). Interestingly, spontaneous erections were a side effect of the yet to be released drug Melanotan II (referred to in the press as the Barbie Doll Drug - makes one tan, skinny, and increases arousal/erectile function). Also used as a party drug.

Actions are not specific to Viagra, seen in other PDE5 inhibitors.

 

[domvin]

This will change the game.....new rules will have to be enforced

Intentional Grinding comes to mind.

 

[LawFitz]

Can little heads be concussed?

 

[DoubleG]

This will change the game.....new rules will have to be enforcedIntentional Grinding comes to mind.

There are many that will have to watched more carefully - Illegal Use of Hands, Neautral Zone Infactions, Holding, and quite a few Unsportsmanlike Conducts...

 

[saintfool]

I know it is a funny topic, and no one has made a stab at the Lambeau Leap (what is up with that commercial where the guy in the airplane says "I wish Greg Jennings was sitting in my lap").

However, PDE5 inhibitors, including the prototypical Viagra®, have been used as a PED in sports and bodybuilding for years. In addition to a purported increase in oxygen delivery to the working muscle (insert joke here) due to vasodilation in the periphery and pulmonary (lung) vasculature; PDE5 inhibitors have been documented to cause a significant increase in testosterone. This may provide an ergogenic effect, or serve to mask some degree of exogenous testosterone administration (e.g. topical) by maintaining the T:E ratio within the guidelines used by the USADA (anti-doping agency). I am pretty sure the NFL uses their standard of 4:1.

Further, just like a significant proportion of young men, it is used as a sexual enhancer if the setting is correct. Viagra does not create a spontaneous erection, but requires stimulation (again, insert your own joke). Interestingly, spontaneous erections were a side effect of the yet to be released drug Melanotan II (referred to in the press as the Barbie Doll Drug - makes one tan, skinny, and increases arousal/erectile function). Also used as a party drug.

Actions are not specific to Viagra, seen in other PDE5 inhibitors.

if that is truly the case then it is no small coincidence that this guy left the game in 1997.

 

[Stompin' Tom Connors]

again.. old news.. Viagra has been used for awhile now. You guys must be 12th guy on the deal team.. last to know

Guess I'm not on the pulse of Viagra usage like you are.

Clearly, you have to bone up on the issue.This thread should have been a pole.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Anybody made any boner jokes yet?

 

[Stompin' Tom Connors]

Anybody made any boner jokes yet?

You mean Mike Seaver's pal from Growing Pains?It's ill to joke about the dead.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Good God. My wife already can't resist pointing out every time they mention that the quarterback's protection broke down. Too much penetration leading to the 3 and out. And then it never fails that the receiving team would muff the punt.

 

[LargeMouthBass]

I heard that it's for performance anxiety...

 

[Mister CIA]

He got "JACKED UP!"

 

[DiStefano]

Might give a boost to the running back's use of the stiff arm.

 

[Shutout]

Good God. My wife already can't resist pointing out every time they mention that the quarterback's protection broke down. Too much penetration leading to the 3 and out. And then it never fails that the receiving team would muff the punt.

Better than punting the muff I imagine. And, yeah, she's right: good, hard penetration can stifle a drive just like that.

 

[Shutout]

Can little heads be concussed?

Based on the decisions they often make, I am going to say yes.

 

[Henry Ford]

I hear nobody wants to tackle Visanthe Shiancoe.

 

[GregR]

Oy, I can hear Ed Hochuli's explanation already.

"The receiver controlled the football, and while he didn't get two feet down, the rules also allow for 'any one other body part'..."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Oy, I can hear Ed Hochuli's explanation already."The receiver controlled the football, and while he didn't get two feet down, the rules also allow for 'any one other body part'..."

Also brings new meaning to "3-point stance".

 

[Banemorth]

I know it is a funny topic, and no one has made a stab at the Lambeau Leap (what is up with that commercial where the guy in the airplane says "I wish Greg Jennings was sitting in my lap").However, PDE5 inhibitors, including the prototypical Viagra®, have been used as a PED in sports and bodybuilding for years. In addition to a purported increase in oxygen delivery to the working muscle (insert joke here) due to vasodilation in the periphery and pulmonary (lung) vasculature; PDE5 inhibitors have been documented to cause a significant increase in testosterone. This may provide an ergogenic effect, or serve to mask some degree of exogenous testosterone administration (e.g. topical) by maintaining the T:E ratio within the guidelines used by the USADA (anti-doping agency). I am pretty sure the NFL uses their standard of 4:1.Further, just like a significant proportion of young men, it is used as a sexual enhancer if the setting is correct. Viagra does not create a spontaneous erection, but requires stimulation (again, insert your own joke). Interestingly, spontaneous erections were a side effect of the yet to be released drug Melanotan II (referred to in the press as the Barbie Doll Drug - makes one tan, skinny, and increases arousal/erectile function). Also used as a party drug.Actions are not specific to Viagra, seen in other PDE5 inhibitors.

Been looking for a post like this since I saw this story a few days ago. Thanks!

 

[Philogelos]

They say it's a game of inches.

 

[drummer]

They say it's a game of inches.

 

[money.never.sleeps]

again.. old news.. Viagra has been used for awhile now. You guys must be 12th guy on the deal team.. last to know

Guess I'm not on the pulse of Viagra usage like you are.

Just meant Ive known for awhile about stuff guys will take for athletics and or bodybuilding to "boost" production

 

[Sweet Love]

I hear nobody wants to tackle Visanthe Shiancoe.

He uses a t-Rex skull as a cup, so I am pretty sure no one wants a part of that.