27. Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey (
Ram, 1971)
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(Paul #11)
As I mentioned to Morton (who hates this song), I used to dislike this one but have grown to love it over the years. I’m a fan of Paul’s little “suites” such as this, where he’s pressed a few separate ideas into a single song, and in this case I think that the wildly differing parts were somehow stitched together into an amazingly cohesive whole. As with all the suites, though, there are parts of it I love more than others: while it seems like the “hands across the water” portion is popular even with someone like Morton, who deemed it the only redeeming part, the lines are my least favorite portion, as I really don’t like the Linda echo on “water” in particular. Instead, I love all the weirdest bits of the song the most – the sound of a telephone dialing followed by Paul’s with a telephone effect (cheesily inserted after Paul says they’ll “give a ring”), the ethereal feel to the harmonies in the “Uncle Albert” part, the flugelhorn intro to the “hands across the water” portion that sounds more like Jermaine Jackson doing mouth noises, the seagull sounds, Paul doing the “snooty” voice, the “butter pie” interaction between Paul and Linda. I’m embarrassed to admit I even like the thunderstorm sound effects (recorded on a cliff during an actual thunderstorm) after Paul sings “rain,” which is just the dumbest thing. And xylophone, there’s xylophone!
It all sounds circus-y and self-effacing and damn great fun in a very “Yellow Submarine”-y way, and if you didn’t like that one you probably don’t like this either. Even setting aside the weird touches I love, though, the music is generally top-shelf, with an excellent melodic drum beat by Denny Seiwell, a guitar part by Hugh McCracken that even John later complimented him on, and a bass part that sounds like a tuba. A tuba! Paul vocal is outstanding as it bounces among falsetto, regular range, lower register, and the weird affected bits. The song also features an outstanding orchestral arrangement by George Martin, which was performed the New York Philharmonic under the direction of…Paul! Add the constant time signature changes to all of these musical ideas going on, and you have a complex, classic musical achievement.
The “Uncle Albert” portion of this song was conceived by Paul as an apology to an older generation of people, including his own real-life Uncle Albert, who was very drunk and spouting Bible verses at family gatherings where Paul saw him but in day-to-day life was a regular respectable guy. It made Paul consider the ways in which the older generation was unsettled by the world and needed an escape, and how difficult the younger generations might make that by not understanding them. Paul has indicated that “Admiral Halsey” was a reference to US Admiral William Halsey, who’d been portrayed in
Tora! Tora! Tora! just before the
Ram sessions began. The rest were bits and pieces thrown together into what I consider a monumentally successful fashion.
This song shot to #1 and became Paul’s first post-Beatles #1 hit, but it continues to inspire a love/hate reaction in many Beatles fans. To me it feels very Beatle-y, from the whimsy and unusual effects of “Yellow Submarine” or portions of
Sgt. Pepper’s, to the musical collage of side two of
Abbey Road. Regardless of your view of it, I think you have to admire the ambition (especially after the criticism leveled at “Another Day” for lacking in gravitas). Despite the song’s popularity with many fans, Paul’s never performed this one live even in the face of constant requests for it. I don’t blame the ol’ chap; I can only imagine the massive undertaking it would be to recreate this on stage.