Don't Jerk and Drive (1 Viewer)

[joffer]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/12/south-dakota-yanks-dont-jerk-drive-campaign.html

Not illegal, just frowned upon

 

[fantasycurse42]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/12/south-dakota-yanks-dont-jerk-drive-campaign.html

Not illegal, just frowned upon

Pretty sure they can find a law this breaks... Maybe reckless masterbating, failure to maintain strokes, illegal left hand jerk to name a few.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/12/south-dakota-yanks-dont-jerk-drive-campaign.html

Not illegal, just frowned upon

So much for that stroke of genius.

 

[Brony]

That ad rubbed me the wrong way

 

[arrow1]

 

[Parrothead]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/12/south-dakota-yanks-dont-jerk-drive-campaign.html

Not illegal, just frowned upon

Pretty sure they can find a law this breaks... Maybe reckless masterbating, failure to maintain strokes, illegal left hand jerk to name a few.

or not coming to a complete stop

 

[Rayderr]

It ended prematurely.

 

[joffer]

be wary of picking up the stranger

 

[chet]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

 

[IC FBGCav]

One night a group of us were all hanging out. One of the girls traveled by car a lot for work. After a little discussion she revealed that she rubbed the man in the boat often on her drives. I had a new found respect for that woman. My buddy ended up dating her and said she was wild in the sack. 7 on the offdee scale.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

Let's just say that it gets boring on long, solo road trips.

 

[Tom Servo]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

I may know someone.

 

[saintfool]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

gives new meaning to "stick shift".

 

[mquinnjr]

Shame the message didn't reach Eddie Griffin and Kellen Winslow Jr. sooner.

 

[Tom Servo]

Shame the message didn't reach Eddie Griffin and Kellen Winslow Jr. sooner.

Kellen was just looking for some Boston Market (jerk) chicken.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

Let's just say that it gets boring on long, solo road trips.

My question would be who hasn't?

 

[Parrothead]

road head

 

[scrumptrulescent]

This is the sole reason I got married. I want to remain a responsible driver.

 

[McGarnicle]

I used to jack off on long road trips all the time when I was younger.

 

[Brony]

I used to jack off on long road trips all the time when I was younger.

It's not just going to jack itself off when you stumble on a Madonna song on a local AM station in BFE.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

:roadjack:

 

[The Gator]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

My Link

 

[Fennis]

don't jerk-off shame me

 

[Parrothead]

how about at red lights or during traffic jams?

 

[Brony]

how about at red lights or during traffic jams?

How are you supposed to not jerk it at times like this?

 

[kentric]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever not jerked while driving?

Fewer replies this way.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever not jerked while driving?

Fewer replies this way.

I had a buddy that used to paint the car so much he had to replace his windshield wipers.

 

[Fennis]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever not jerked while driving?

Fewer replies this way.

I had a buddy that used to paint the car so much he had to replace his windshield wipers.

now imagine he did it while driving

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever not jerked while driving?

Fewer replies this way.

I had a buddy that used to paint the car so much he had to replace his windshield wipers.

now imagine he did it while driving

The wipers were on the inside!!

 

[Fennis]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever not jerked while driving?

Fewer replies this way.

I had a buddy that used to paint the car so much he had to replace his windshield wipers.

now imagine he did it while driving

The wipers were on the inside!!

pic of windshield

http://www.mikecastruccialexandria.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/why-windshield-wipers-leave-streaks.jpg

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever not jerked while driving?

Fewer replies this way.

I had a buddy that used to paint the car so much he had to replace his windshield wipers.

now imagine he did it while driving

The wipers were on the inside!!

pic of windshield

http://www.mikecastruccialexandria.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/why-windshield-wipers-leave-streaks.jpg

 

[TheAristocrat]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

Maybe...

 

[17seconds]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

Let's just say that it gets boring on long, solo road trips.

What else can you do on this drive?

 

[parasaurolophus]

Very dangerous when you suddenly hit a dry spot.

 

[jon_mx]

Who frowns upon this?

 

[Parrothead]

I guess I will just stick to bus rides and the subway.. less dangerous

 

[EYLive]

I like my LoJack.

 

[tri-man 47]

Many years ago, while living on Chicago's near north side, I was walking home at the end of a summer day. The walk is straight up Michigan Ave. ..the "Magnificent Mile." A number of other pedestrians and I get stopped by a traffic light. As we wait, an old, junky car pulls up, waiting to turn onto Michigan Ave. and head down this busy street, crowded with people and traffic. A few of us happen to look in the car and see some young guy, totally naked, casually stroking away as he waits to make his turn. Crazy. (true story; puns semi-intended)

 

[BustedKnuckles]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/12/south-dakota-yanks-dont-jerk-drive-campaign.html

Not illegal, just frowned upon

Pretty sure they can find a law this breaks... Maybe reckless masterbating, failure to maintain strokes, illegal left hand jerk to name a few.

or not coming Cumming to a complete stop

fixed

 

[Otis]

Who does this? Has anyone here ever jerked while driving?

 

[Judge Smails]

I dare anyone to look at the subject thread and not click on it....

 

[Brock Middlebrook]

http://youtu.be/lanfCYbc730

 

[Das Boot]

http://youtu.be/lanfCYbc730

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

auto(mobile) erotica

 

[FlapJacks]

http://youtu.be/lanfCYbc730

I hate it when that happens.