Doctors remove 55 batteries from woman's stomach. (1 Viewer)

[parasaurolophus]

They had to "milk" four of them out

That picture in the article is kinda crazy. It looks like she started wildly raiding anything she could to eat batteries. That's like 10 different kinds. Multiple sizes.

Shocking news, to say the least.

 

[zamboni]

I doubt she was ever ready for it.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I wonder if she's related to Al Kaline.

 

[The Z Machine]

Shocking development

 

[ChiefD]

Her Instagram account is called EnergizerHunny.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Re-volting

 

[The Z Machine]

She must have eaten them in series, because one simply can't fit that many batteries in parallel down her throat.

 

[offdee]

Someone forgot to flip her power button to off.

 

[AAABatteries]

 

[Chemical X]

what an aaasshole

 

[Galileo]

She is currently recovering. This had the potential to be much worse.

 

[Rustoleum]

Is she being charged with anything?

 

[Summer Wheat]

Wonder if she had acid reflex?

 

[The Z Machine]

What a pile of things to have in your stomach.

 

[Skipdog77]

Only 55, eh? Looks like my record is still safe.

 

[brun]

Bet her energy level is lower now.

 

[zamboni]

I can't imbibe...55

 

[Ben & Jerry's]

This is a rare form of cellulitis

 

[Ben & Jerry's]

She is currently recovering. This had the potential to be much worse.

She has been asked to speak at the next AA meeting.

 

[fruity pebbles]

We had a teenage kid come in after stuffing 40-50 Bucky Balls up his urethra. They all clumped together in a magnetic ball in his bladder. X-rays we’re pretty cool. Had to make a small incision into his bladder and remove them that way.

 

[northern exposure]

I was positive this story would receive such a negative reaction.

 

[D-Day]

Took too literal Micky's motivation speech in Rocky II -- "You're gonna eat lightning... you're gonna crap thunder". She should have stuck with just chasing chickens.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Was walking back from the deli area in the grocery store. Love the jo jo potatoes. Walked past the battery section and thought of this woman. Wondering does she see that section and look at it like the hot deli counter?

 

[gianmarco]

This thread just keeps going... and going.... and going...

 

[gianmarco]

She was recently charged with assalot and batteries.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Did she call AAA for help?

 

[dkp993]

Just let her rest, she’ll recharge overnight.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Did she call AAA for help?

Cant be positive.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I bet she got a lot of D's in school.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Her belly button is in the shape of a USB port.