Guy tried to molest me in the parking lot (1 Viewer)

[sholditch]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word.

Me too, in a bathroom at a casino. Luckily he was at the other end of the room and only used hand gestures, and I was near the exit.

 

[BobbyLayne]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door him in his face without saying a word.

:layup:

 

[Despyzer]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word.

Maybe he thought there was a G at the front of your name instead of a J. Common mistake.

 

[Jayrod]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word.

Maybe he thought there was a G at the front of your name instead of a J. Common mistake.

Come to think of it....I was wearing my giant gold necklace of my Footballguys username. <_<

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.It was very disturbing, it was annoying, and it absolutely interfered with my Constitutional right to not be touched.

 

[~Haze~]

He was a second away from getting you to give him the Dutchman.

 

[Despyzer]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word.

Maybe he thought there was a G at the front of your name instead of a J. Common mistake.

Come to think of it....I was wearing my giant gold necklace of my Footballguys username. <_<

Another common mistake. Happens to me all the time.

 

[bshell27]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. <_<

Me too, in a bathroom at a casino. Luckily he was at the other end of the room and only used hand gestures, and I was near the exit.

Only two conclusions from here. 1) You are a handsome man and/or 2) other people think you are homosexual.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'd rather have somebody punch me

Is there a line I should be standing in?

Right here

I see Shick!

All 4 posts = <_<

 

[Verbal Kint]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. <_<

mailslot > gloryhole?

 

[Jayrod]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. <_<

Me too, in a bathroom at a casino. Luckily he was at the other end of the room and only used hand gestures, and I was near the exit.

Only two conclusions from here. 1) You are a handsome man and/or 2) other people think you are homosexual.

Could be both.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. <_<

mailslot > gloryhole?

"Watch the flap!"

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. <_<

Door to door BJ salesman?

 

[piratemike]

this thread

Mikey likes it. <_<

 

[sholditch]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. <_<

Me too, in a bathroom at a casino. Luckily he was at the other end of the room and only used hand gestures, and I was near the exit.

Only two conclusions from here. 1) You are a handsome man and/or 2) other people think you are homosexual.

Could be both.

Actually neither. But I should add this was in a Casino in Philadelphia, MS, right after Katrina. The inhabitants of this casino were not exactly the well-to-do, baccarat set.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. <_<

Door to door BJ salesman?

"Did he stick his foot in the door?""Well, it was more like 7 inches..."

 

[sholditch]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door him in his face without saying a word.

:layup:

:golfclap:

 

[Thorn]

He could probably tell by your look that you shower with pumice.

 

[wraith5]

Some very fine work going on in here.

 

[TheAristocrat]

In my defense, you are a sexy man.

 

[trogg78]

Did he say:

Me wub you wong time.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Now I'm wondering if I should have called the cops on this guy.

 

[Thorn]

Didn't reallize Bakersfield and LA were commuting distance.

 

[Shutterbug]

Now I'm wondering if I should have called the cops on this guy.

 

[Walton Goggins]

I didn't know heterosexual men referred to someone putting their hands on your shoulder as "molesting"? Do straight guys really say this word? What's wrong with "a guy put his hand on my shoulder"?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I didn't know heterosexual men referred to someone putting their hands on your shoulder as "molesting"? Do straight guys really say this word? What's wrong with "a guy put his hand on my shoulder"?

Dude touched me in an inappropriate way.

 

[Walton Goggins]

I didn't know heterosexual men referred to someone putting their hands on your shoulder as "molesting"? Do straight guys really say this word? What's wrong with "a guy put his hand on my shoulder"?

Dude touched me in an inappropriate way.

Another word there...

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I didn't know heterosexual men referred to someone putting their hands on your shoulder as "molesting"? Do straight guys really say this word? What's wrong with "a guy put his hand on my shoulder"?

Dude touched me in an inappropriate way.

Another word there...

You're anti-Ashley Madison and you don't mind if strange dudes rub your shoulders. It's all coming together.

 

[Zow]

That's assault, brotha

 

[Zow]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.It was very disturbing, it was annoying, and it absolutely interfered with my Constitutional right to not be touched.

not unless he was a government agent, it didn't

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.

It was very disturbing, it was annoying, and it absolutely interfered with my Constitutional right to not be touched.

not unless he was a government agent, it didn't

Excuse me, Chief Justice Jay...The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, and not be defiled by greasy-mitted, Heathen Celestials shall not be violated...

 

[Zow]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.

It was very disturbing, it was annoying, and it absolutely interfered with my Constitutional right to not be touched.

not unless he was a government agent, it didn't

Excuse me, Chief Justice Jay...The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, and not be defiled by greasy-mitted, Heathen Celestials shall not be violated...

ah, that must only be in the original. so what are you doing after this, heading out to a Klan meeting?

 

[chet]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door him in his face without saying a word.

:layup:

:golfclap:

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.

Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.

It was very disturbing, it was annoying, and it absolutely interfered with my Constitutional right to not be touched.

not unless he was a government agent, it didn't

Excuse me, Chief Justice Jay...The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, and not be defiled by greasy-mitted, Heathen Celestials shall not be violated...

ah, that must only be in the original. so what are you doing after this, heading out to a Klan meeting?

No me and Goggins are going to a bathhouse.

 

[T Bell]

I'm halfway just about in the car . . .

You were almost in your au-to-mo-biiiiiiiiir?

 

[Verbal Kint]

Did you let out and ever-so-soft "mmmmm" when he rubbed your shoulders? That could be construed as consent.

 

[mr. furley]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word.

 

[Giantseasonticketholder]

Damn, I was hoping there would be some hot llama on Asian sex in here.

 

[northern exposure]

You get this at street fairs a lot where I live. Or walking through Chinatown. Cultural thing? Dunno...but it's like every shiatsu massage joint thinks they can convert you if only they can lay hands on you.Anyway, that's my take. If you were molested, I don't think it would have been this subtle or ambiguous. Actually, I seriously doubt you'll ever come within a country mile of being molested/serviced by a gay guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

I had a gay guy offer me a BJ once. He actually knocked on the door to the house I was living at to bring forth his proposal.I slammed the door in his face without saying a word. :(

C'mon now don't be coy. You were walking around in your living room with your buttless chaps on weren't you? And you left the blinds open didn't you...cheeky!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So...a Korean, you say?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So...a Korean, you say?

Wrong size, wrong age, wrong gender (I think).

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

So...a Korean, you say?

Wrong size, wrong age, wrong gender (I think).

Homer isn't usually that picky.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So...a Korean, you say?

Wrong size, wrong age, wrong gender (I think).

 

[PewterFan]

Did it move?

Yes

 

[buster c]

I bet he was trying to take your shirt off so he could dry clean it

 

[krista4]

Did you give his card to your wife?

 

[Phlash]

Let's see...Two racial insults and severe homophobia even in the face of evidence that it wasn't homosexual in nature to begin with. I'm thinking you could use a good molesting.

 

[Raider Nation]

SERENITY NOW

 

[Disco Stu]

Let's see...

Two racial insults and severe homophobia even in the face of evidence that it wasn't homosexual in nature to begin with. I'm thinking you could use a good molesting.

Did you miss the part where I said A TOTAL STRANGER TOUCHED ME? All bets are off after that.

I was referring to you calling an asian man Kim Jong and Kato, and then taking a 2 hour shower because you thought there might be some gay left on you even though the guy did it to a woman right after you. I'm with you on strangers touching me, I don't like it one bit. But going off like you were held down by a fascist gay gang and thumb raped is waaaaaayyyy overboard and to me points to some severe internal doubt to your own sexuality.

Dude, cmon, Kim Jong Ill-Advised is gold. You're pretty socially sensitive for a guy with a half-toothless leprechaun as his avatar.

I don't even know what that means. I think his point, narrow minded and homophobic as it is, could be made without going into racial insults.

I've never noticed this guy before, but I'm pretty sure he should post less.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Did you give his card to your wife?

Nope. I threw it out the window. The man is a menace.