Draft Spreadsheet
1 . 01 Moe Kevin De Bruyne M Manchester City
1 . 02 Bonzai Bruno Fernandes M Manchester United
1 . 03 Drunken Slob Sadio Mane F Liverpool
1 . 04 Kumerica Virgil van Dijk D Liverpool
1 . 05 Tlef Marcus Rashford M Manchester United
1 . 06 Poke 4 Life Mohamed Salah F Liverpool
1 . 07 Cheese Trent Alexander-Arnold D Liverpool
1 . 08 Christo Timo Werner F Chelsea
1 . 09 Jmon Raheem Sterling F Manchester City
1 . 10 Sinn/Gator Harry Kane F Spurs
1 . 11 Getzlaf/Zazale Raul Jimenez F Wolves
1 . 12 Ned Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang F/M Arsenal
1 . 13 Shader Heung-Min Son F/M Spurs
1 . 14 McBokonon Anthony Martial F Manchester United
2 . 01 McBokonon Rihad Mahrez F Manchester City
2 . 02 Shader Hakim Ziyech M Chelsea
2 . 03 Ned Christian Pulisic F/M Chelsea
2 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale James Maddison M Leicester
2 . 05 Sinn/Gator Andrew Robertson D Liverpool
2 . 06 Jmon Jack Grealish F/M Aston Villa
2 . 07 Christo Adama Traore F Wolves
2 . 08 Cheese Lucas Digne D Everton
2 . 09 Poke 4 Life Jamie Vardy F Leicester
2 . 10 Tlef Danny Ings F Southampton
2 . 11 Kumerica Roberto Firmino F Liverpool
2 . 12 Drunken Slob Richarlson F/M Everton
2 . 13 Bonzai Jesus F Manchester City
2 . 14 Moe Mason Mount F/M Chelsea
3 . 01 Moe Willian F Arsenal
3 . 02 Bonzai Sergio Aguero F Manchester City
3 . 03 Drunken Slob Michail Antonio F West Ham
3 . 04 Kumerica Dele Alli M Spurs
3 . 05 Tlef Paul Pogba M Manchester United
3 . 06 Poke 4 Life Allan Saint-Maximin M Newcastle
3 . 07 Cheese Jarrod Bowen M West Ham
3 . 08 Christo Nicolas Pepe F/M Arsenal
3 . 09 Jmon Mason Greenwood F/M Manchester United
3 . 10 Sinn/Gator Kai Havertz M Leverkusen
3 . 11 Getzlaf/Zazale James Ward-Prowse M Southampton
3 . 12 Ned Phil Foden F/M Manchester City
3 . 13 Shader Aaron Wan-Bissaka D Manchester United
3 . 14 McBokonon Wily Boly D Wolves
4 . 01 McBokonon Dwight McNeil M Burnley
4 . 02 Shader Ben Chilwell D Leicester
4 . 03 Ned Ricardo Pereira D Leicester
4 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale Matt Doherty M Wolves
4 . 05 Sinn/Gator Matheus Pereira M West Brom
4 . 06 Jmon Bernardo Silva F/M Manchester City
4 . 07 Christo Wilfried Zaha F/M Crystal Palace
4 . 08 Cheese Giovani Lo Celso M Spurs
4 . 09 Poke 4 Life Moutinho M Wolves
4 . 10 Tlef Aleksandar Mitrovic F Fulham
4 . 11 Kumerica Tammy Abraham F Chelsea
4 . 12 Drunken Slob Ayoze Perez F/M Leicester
4 . 13 Bonzai Nathan Redmond F/M Southampton
4 . 14 Moe Harry Maguire D Manchester United
5 . 01 Moe Serge Aurier D Spurs
5 . 02 Bonzai João Cancelo D Manchester City
5 . 03 Drunken Slob Gylfi Sigurdsson M Everton
5 . 04 Kumerica Harvey Barnes M Leicester
5 . 05 Tlef Dominic Calvert-Lewin F Everton
5 . 06 Poke 4 Life James Tarkowski D Burnley
5 . 07 Cheese Matt Ritchie M Newcastle
5 . 08 Getzlaf/Zazale Dave D Chelsea
5 . 09 Jmon Youri Tielemans M Leicester
5 . 10 Sinn/Gator Stuart Armstrong M Southampton
5 . 11 Christo Amyric Laporte D Manchester City
5 . 12 Ned N'Golo Kante M Chelsea
5 . 13 Shader John McGinn M Aston Villa
5 . 14 McBokonon John Egan D Sheffield United
6 . 01 McBokonon Voldemort M Newcastle
6 . 02 Shader Bukayo Saka D Arsenal
6 . 03 Ned Diogo Jota F Wolves
6 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale Tomas Soucek M West Ham
6 . 05 Sinn/Gator Naby Keita M Liverpool
6 . 06 Jmon Kieran Tierney D Arsenal
6 . 07 Christo Chris Wood F Burnley
6 . 08 Cheese Pablo Hernandez M Leeds
6 . 09 Poke 4 Life Lucas Moura F/M Spurs
6 . 10 Tlef Chris Basham D Sheffield United
6 . 11 Kumerica Alexandre Lacazette F Arsenal
6 . 12 Drunken Slob Miguel Almiron M Newcastle
6 . 13 Bonzai Kyle Walker D Manchester City
6 . 14 Moe Lewis Dunk D Brighton
7 . 01 Moe John Fleck M Sheffield United
7 . 02 Bonzai Thiago Alcantara M Bayern Munich
7 . 03 Drunken Slob Patrick Bamford F Leeds
7 . 04 Kumerica Jordan Henderson M Liverpool
7 . 05 Tlef Jadon Sancho F Dortmund
7 . 06 Poke 4 Life Reece James D Chelsea
7 . 07 Cheese Nathan Ake D Manchester City
7 . 08 Christo Adam Lallana M Brighton
7 . 09 Jmon Sebastien Haller F West Ham
7 . 10 Sinn/Gator Oliver McBurnie F Sheffield United
7 . 11 Getzlaf/Zazale Mateusz Klitch M Leeds
7 . 12 Ned Romain Saiss D Wolves
7 . 13 Shader Neal Maupay F Brighton
7 . 14 McBokonon Caglar Soyuncu D Leicester
8 . 01 McBokonon Declan Rice M West Ham
8 . 02 Shader Che Adams F Southampton
8 . 03 Ned Nick Pope G Burnley
8 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale Jack O'Connell D Sheffield United
8 . 05 Sinn/Gator Pierre-Emile Højbjerg M Spurs
8 . 06 Jmon Joe Gomez D Liverpool
8 . 07 Christo Thiago Silva D PSG
8 . 08 Cheese Lionel Messi F Barça
8 . 09 Poke 4 Life Steven Bergwijn F Spurs
8 . 10 Tlef Michael Keane D Everton
8 . 11 Shader Hamez Rodriguez M Real Madrid
8 . 12 Drunken Slob Georginio Wijnaldum M Liverpool
8 . 13 Bonzai Rodrigo F Leeds
8 . 14 Moe Ashely Westwood M Burnley
9 . 01 Moe Jordan Ayew F Crystal Palace
9 . 02 Bonzai Benjamin Mendy D Manchester City
9 . 03 Drunken Slob Gabriel Magalhaes D Lille
9 . 04 Kumerica Dan Burn D Brighton
9 . 05 Tlef Ben Mee D Burnley
9 . 06 Poke 4 Life Luke Ayling D Leeds
9 . 07 Cheese Leandro Trossard M Brighton
9 . 08 Christo Leander Dendoncker M/D Wolves
9 . 09 Jmon Wilfred Ndidi M Leicester
9 . 10 Sinn/Gator Daniel Podence M Wolves
9 . 11 Getzlaf/Zazale David McGoldrick F Sheffield United
9 . 12 Ned Joe Bryan D Fulham
9 . 13 Kumerica Marcus Alonso D Chelsea
9 . 14 McBokonon Enda Stevens M Sheffield United
10 . 01 McBokonon Eberechi Eze M Crystal Palace
10 . 02 Kumerica James McArthur M Crystal Palace
10 . 03 Ned Kalvin Phillips M Leeds
10 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale Jonny Evans D Leicester
10 . 05 Sinn/Gator Toby Alderweireld D Spurs
10 . 06 Jmon Christian Benteke F Crystal Palace
10 . 07 Christo Jack Harrison M Leeds
10 . 08 Cheese Keleichi Iheanacho F Leicester
10 . 09 Poke 4 Life George Baldock M Sheffield United
10 . 10 Tlef Ruben Neves M Wolves
10 . 11 Kumerica Yerry Mina D Everton
10 . 12 Drunken Slob Mateo Kovacic M Chelsea
10 . 13 Bonzai Luke Shaw D Manchester United
10 . 14 Moe Kasper Schmeichel G Leicester
11 . 01 Moe Kurt Zouma D Chelsea
11 . 02 Bonzai Victor Lindelof D Manchester United
11 . 03 Drunken Slob Alisson G Liverpool
11 . 04 Kumerica Ederson G Manchester City
11 . 05 Tlef Hugo Lloris G Spurs
11 . 06 Poke 4 Life Martin Dubravka G Newcastle
11 . 07 Cheese Tariq Lamptey D Brighton
11 . 08 Christo Rui Patricio G Wolves
11 . 09 Jmon Johann Gudmudsson M Burnley
11 . 10 Sinn/Gator Aaron Ramsdale G Sheffield United
11 . 11 Getzlaf/Zazale Charlie Taylor D Burnley
11 . 12 Ned William Saliba D Arsenal
11 . 13 Shader Ferran Torres F Manchester City
11 . 14 McBokonon Vincent Guaita G Crystal Palace
12 . 01 McBokonon Jay Rodriguez F Burnley
12 . 02 Shader Kyle Walker-Peters D Southampton
12 . 03 Ned Callum Hudson Odoi M Chelsea
12 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale Robin Koch D Leeds
12 . 05 Sinn/Gator Jan Bednarek D Southampton
12 . 06 Jmon Donny Van de Beek M Ajax
12 . 07 Christo Trezequet F/M Aston Villa
12 . 08 Cheese Ruben Vinagre D Wolves
12 . 09 Poke 4 Life Allan M Napoli
12 . 10 Tlef Kalidou Koulibaly D Napoli
12 . 11 Shader Ben Davies D Spurs
12 . 12 Drunken Slob Harrison Reed M Fulham
12 . 13 Bonzai Ollie Watkins F Brentford
12 . 14 Moe Oliver Norwood M Sheffield United
13 . 01 Moe Ryan Bertrand D Southampton
13 . 02 Bonzai Sander Berge M Sheffield United
13 . 03 Drunken Slob Timothy Castagne D Atalanta
13 . 04 Kumerica Mark Noble M West Ham
13 . 05 Tlef Fabinho M Liverpool
13 . 06 Poke 4 Life Patrick Van Aanholt D Crystal Palace
13 . 07 Cheese James Justice D Leicester
13 . 08 Christo Eric Dier M Spurs
13 . 09 Jmon Dani Ceballos M Arsenal
13 . 10 Sinn/Gator Phil Bardsley D Burnley
13 . 11 Getzlaf/Zazale Matt Targett D Aston Villa
13 . 12 Ned Luke Thomas M Leicester
13 . 13 Shader Jordan Pickford G Everton
13 . 14 McBokonon Callum Wilson F Bournemouth
14 . 01 McBokonon Frederic Guibert D Aston Villa
14 . 02 Shader Rhian Brewster F Liverpool
14 . 03 Ned Thomas Partey M Atletico
14 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale Joelinton F Newcastle
14 . 05 Sinn/Gator Ryan Fraser M Free
14 . 06 Jmon Houssem Aouar M Lyon
14 . 07 Christo David Luiz D Arsenal
14 . 08 Cheese Olivier Giroud F Chelsea
14 . 09 Poke 4 Life Abdoulaye Doucoure M Watford
14 . 10 Tlef Brandon Williams D Manchester United
14 . 11 Kumerica Liam Coomer D Leeds
14 . 12 Drunken Slob Tyrone Mings D Aston Villa
14 . 13 Bonzai David De Gea G Manchester United
14 . 14 Moe Oleksander Zinchenko D Manchester City
15 . 01 Moe Andriy Yarmolenko F/M West Ham
15 . 02 Bonzai Alexis Mac Allister M Brighton
15 . 03 Drunken Slob Federico Fernandez D Newcastle
15 . 04 Kumerica Adam Webster D Brighton
15 . 05 Tlef Conor Hourihane M Aston Villa
15 . 06 Poke 4 Life Felipe Anderson M West Ham
15 . 07 Cheese Bernd Leno G Arsenal
15 . 08 Christo Rodrigo M Manchester City
15 . 09 Jmon Ryan Fredericks D West Ham
15 . 10 Sinn/Gator Ainsley Maitland-Niles D Arsenal
15 . 11 Christo Mason Holgate D Everton
15 . 12 Ned Luka Milivojevic M Crystal Palace
15 . 13 Shader Josh Onomah M Fulham
15 . 14 McBokonon Andy Carroll F Newcastle
16 . 01 McBokonon Aaron Creswell D West Ham
16 . 02 Shader Taki Minamino F Liverpool
16 . 03 Ned Matty Cash D Aston Villa
16 . 04 Getzlaf/Zazale Tom Cairney M Fulham
16 . 05 Sinn/Gator Erik Lamela M Spurs
16 . 06 Jmon Seamus Coleman D Everton
16 . 07 Christo Sergio Reguilon D Real Madrid
16 . 08 Cheese Bobby Reid F Fulham
16 . 09 Poke 4 Life Neeskens Kebano M Fulham
16 . 10 Tlef Daniel James F/M Manchester United
16 . 11 Kumerica Jamie Shackleton M Leeds
16 . 12 Drunken Slob Jannik Vestergaard D Southampton
16 . 13 Bonzai Yves Bissouma M Brighton
16 . 14 Moe Tim Ream D Fulham
17 . 01 Moe Pascal Groß M Brighton
17 . 02 Bonzai Fabio Silva M Porto
17 . 03 Drunken Slob Antoine Griezmann F Barcelona
17 . 04 Kumerica
17 . 05 Tlef Robert Snodgrass M West Ham
17 . 06 Poke 4 Life Andres Sondergaard G Wolves
17 . 07 Cheese Kepa Arrizabalaga G Chelsea
17 . 08 Getzlaf/Zazale Sam Johnstone G West Brom
17 . 09 Jmon Matt Ryan G Brighton
17 . 10 Sinn/Gator
17 . 11 Getzlaf/Zazale Dayot Upamecano D Red Bull Leipzig
17 . 12 Ned Lukasz Fabianski G West Ham
17 . 13 Shader
17 . 14 McBokonon Grady Diangana M West Brom