Judge Smails
Footballguy
Yeah, we have earthquakes, homes sliding into the ocean, hideous state taxes, the highest gas taxes in the nation, a bunch of liberals - still Southern California is awesome. Tonight I was sitting on the patio of a phenomenal Mexican restaurant (I mean real, not the kind found in 40+ of the 50 states) having a great margarita. Looked around and soaked it in. Crisp, cool. Not a bead of sweat. Not a mosquito in sight or touch. No need for a meshed net around me. Not a raindrop headed our way for 3 months. Pretty sure I'll stay. Some tequila talkin', but pretty sure I'm stayin'.