AAABatteries
Footballguy
1. Wife
2. Kids
3. Work
4. Traffic
5. Wife
6. Wife
7. This bourbon isn’t going to drink itself
8. Wife
2. Kids
3. Work
4. Traffic
5. Wife
6. Wife
7. This bourbon isn’t going to drink itself
8. Wife
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8 Reasons to Drink Every Day (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter AAABatteries
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AAABatteries
Footballguy
We have two yappy dogs - I hate them more than I love bourbon. My wife made me get rid of our black lab because kid #3 was allergic to him.
Hastur
Footballguy
big cup of steaming nope. When we were ready for a dog, I had 2 conditions:We have two yappy dogs - I hate them more than I love bourbon. My wife made me get rid of our black lab because kid #3 was allergic to him.
1. Not a violent dog/biter. We have two kids, and we both easily agreed to this.
2. Not a barker. If we got a dog that ended up being a barker, I told my wife point blank the dog would just disappear one day.
Life is too short to live in a house filled with fear and/or annoying noise. We get enough of both from the kids
Parrothead
Footballguy
Because I can
drunken slob
Footballguy
I’m afraid they’ll stop making alcoholic beverages
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
1 work
2 work
3 that effing judge who doesn't like me at work
4 this bourbon isn't drinking itself
5 kids
6 work
7 wife seeing Disney deals in email
2 work
3 that effing judge who doesn't like me at work
4 this bourbon isn't drinking itself
5 kids
6 work
7 wife seeing Disney deals in email
The General
Footballguy
Drinking 6 beers and eating a pizza with a 6am wakeup call on east coast day after flying from west coast is a terrible idea.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
To get through your day as an air traffic controller.
Jaysus
Good times!
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
Sure enough that nag came in...took my ticket to the window and collected my winnings...and Suzy is a headbanger.the #1 horse
the #2 horse
the #3 horse
the #4 horse
the #5 horse
the #6 horse
the #7 horse
the #8 horse
oh, and then the Conduit Ave. train outta Aqueduct
???
https://youtu.be/ytZ83YOSH70?t=205
otb_lifer
Footballguy
grateful zed
Footballguy
interesting
Dezbelief
Footballguy
Did you insist on getting rid of the kid instead?We have two yappy dogs - I hate them more than I love bourbon. My wife made me get rid of our black lab because kid #3 was allergic to him.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
She would have gotten rid of me and the dog both first. Thankfully my boy Ace went to a family member who gave him a good home. We had rescued him as a puppy - Ace passed 2 years ago -
Epic Problem
Footballguy
In honor of this thread, I’m going to have 8 drinks tonight
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Had the conversation last week about what to tell the doctor when he asks how much you drink (drinks per week)
i went conservative and said 10 when it’s probably double that. I felt better when one of my buddies said he told the doctor 50
i went conservative and said 10 when it’s probably double that. I felt better when one of my buddies said he told the doctor 50
rockaction
Footballguy
Where have you gone?the #1 horse
the #2 horse
the #3 horse
the #4 horse
the #5 horse
the #6 horse
the #7 horse
the #8 horse
oh, and then the Conduit Ave. train outta Aqueduct
???
Dezbelief
Footballguy
About how long my lab has been gone, good dogs.She would have gotten rid of me and the dog both first. Thankfully my boy Ace went to a family member who gave him a good home. We had rescued him as a puppy - Ace passed 2 years ago -
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Long Ball Larry
Footballguy
9. Ex-wife
10. Got a long drive ahead of you
11. Eagles lost
12. Sixers lost
13. The exhilarating tension between being and becoming
14. Road house is on tbs
15. St Patrick’s day
16. Cinco de maio
17. It’s my birthday!
18. It’s a day that ends in y
19. I can stop any time I want!
20. Where’s the Tylenol?
10. Got a long drive ahead of you
11. Eagles lost
12. Sixers lost
13. The exhilarating tension between being and becoming
14. Road house is on tbs
15. St Patrick’s day
16. Cinco de maio
17. It’s my birthday!
18. It’s a day that ends in y
19. I can stop any time I want!
20. Where’s the Tylenol?
There is no reason to drink everyday, I would fix whatever it was that had me thinking I needed to drink everyday.
I drink whiskey a couple nights a week and it is a little event, if everyday...boring.
Will drink beer in the summertime but that really is....just hot and need a cold drink.
I drink whiskey a couple nights a week and it is a little event, if everyday...boring.
Will drink beer in the summertime but that really is....just hot and need a cold drink.
ChainsawU
Footballguy
I think so too. Haven't drank since last year.. no wife.. no kids.. am my own boss and use the express lane. Gonna start being nicer to AAA from now on.
