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How To Get To Heaven When You Die (1 Viewer)

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[SIZE=10pt]ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]There are some things that you should know:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=small]2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. That’s because you must be perfect in order to get to heaven. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=small]3. If you will Admit to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, Believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead and Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and you will be forgiven and taken to heaven to be with Him when you die.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus, believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and placing your trust in Him. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FOR SALVATION?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=small]4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and believe it with all of your heart, you could pray something like this to God from your heart:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen." [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]There are some things that you should know:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=small]2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. That’s because you must be perfect in order to get to heaven. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=small]3. If you will Admit to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, Believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead and Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and you will be forgiven and taken to heaven to be with Him when you die.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus, believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and placing your trust in Him. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FOR SALVATION?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=small]4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and believe it with all of your heart, you could pray something like this to God from your heart:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen." [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism. [/SIZE]

 
Ingredients

(Original recipe makes 1 - 9x13 cake)

1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow cake mix
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
4 eggs
8 ounces sour cream
8 (1 ounce) squares German sweet chocolate, grated
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease and flour one 9x13 inch cake pan.

Mix all ingredients and pour into prepared pan.

Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 55 minutes.
 
One time a bunch of us were bored and we saw these girls walking through a mall parking lot, probably to a bus stop I'm guessing. It was around 9PM and there weren't a lot of people around. They were definitely teenagers, oldest probably 17ish.

On second thought, I don't have any questions. Tell Satan I'd like a south-facing window and I'm allergic to cashews.

 
What a horrible misuse of the Paddington handle. Mods, get this joker's moniker changed to "Paddington Fan" stat!

 
This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.
If perfect beings disobey God, should not less than perfect beings follow that example? At least to the degree that our imperfections allow? A perfect being's opinion on such a thing would by definition be perfect.

 
Jesus is some deep stuff. Takes a lifetime to search and a death to understand.

I try pretty hard, but fail a lot. God saw that we all do that and sent Jesus. Who/what exactly Jesus is is still a mystery really. Son of God, actually just God, 1/3 of God, etc. Some, all or none apply. We don't really get it and can't really until we die. We see through a looking glass darkly.

God is love. Despite all that is bad, he wants us to be fulfilled in the best way. Usually isn't how we'd like it, so people often get pissed. Don't understand, don't agree, whatever. But we get pissed. I've done it. Gotten pissed at God. I'm kind of in a downswing of my roller coaster ride with Him right now.

But two things I know, God is real and he hasn't abandoned me...yet. Not sure what heaven will be like, but I don't want to miss it. Better than the best day on earth. Not sure what hell (or death or Hades or the grave) is like, but I don't want to be there. Whether its just eternal isolation or loneliness or actual pain and torment, I'm not sure, but there is something there for those who truly see God but reject him out of spite or pride or whatever. You do that, reject God and his love, then you do it to yourself, just you, you and no one else. And whatever falls is on you.

From what I've seen, people that reject God, most of them, either place on God something that they saw in another person (placing their judgement of God based upon a human's actions....dumb), or are just totally misinformed on what God is really about...usually from someone they trust. There are a lot that I don't think really ever encounter God and I'm not sure about their fate. Obviously, there are some that never even hear about God or Jesus, so what about them? I'm not sure, but God has something in mind I'm certain of that...he lets them know somehow.

Because if someone knows God like I do, understands Him like I do, there is no reason to reject, no reason to hate God. Life is hard, and He let it be so for some reason, but nothing is better than following God, and I've tried it both ways. I've seen people choose God in spite of truly awful circumstances in life. I've seen people reject God out of privilege and comfort. So spare the "why would God let xyz happen" speeches, because after death, they don't matter. Some people get that, but a lot don't. People seem so hung up on the here and now. Too caught up in the moment and the emotions to understand that there is more beyond this life, and the temporal, seemingly awful stuff you are going through isn't the end game.

Anyway, not sure why I felt the need to post this rambling, but I did...so there.

 
Instead of recipes, maybe we could just post long lists of links from the yoga pants thread?

To help you decide whether young women in yoga pants are too distracting, here's a gallery of young women in yoga pants:

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Yeah, you can keep those flat butts. I'll take the following...

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I found these when doing research on the topic:

http://img.fark.net/...hQ&f=1412568000

http://cdn.rsvlts.co...ga-Pants-21.jpg

http://shechive.file...jpg?w=600&h=600

http://i1212.photobu...ga-pants-24.jpg

http://wac.9ebf.edge...-19-480x640.jpg

http://gnosticbent.f...d-the-chive.jpg

For Christo:

http://cdn.ebaumswor...04/81393414.jpg



More research

and more

umm

I'll be back in a minute

How does she stay upright?

Maybe she doesn't



Ah, what the hell, more Pros...

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Yoga Pants Farm on Facebook (From Finless on 10/5/2014, RIP)

Yet more yoga pants (Special Edition)...

Brady

Gronk

Edelman

I

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this

thread

has

gotten

off

track

I would have for people to think I have only taken without having given.


http://yogapants-leg...age/97823609396

http://yogapants-leg...age/96968108711

http://yogapants-leg...age/96537784041

pollardsvision, on 06 Oct 2014 - 1:05 PM, said:



http://i.imgur.com/IWwAQog.jpg

Somebody say something about volleyball shorts?
Yoga shorts?

http://www.girlsinyo...aylie-noire.jpg

http://www.girlsinyo...shorts-damn.jpg

http://www.girlsinyo...ogashorts-2.jpg

http://www.girlsinyo...acement-###.jpg

No yoga pants discussion is complete without paying tribute to an FFA legend



Ode to the volleyball shorts:

http://i.imgur.com/hmcur9n.png

http://underwearidea...if-obercb7t.jpg

http://todaysbighit....l-9-12-0079.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com....jpg?imgmax=800

https://ircimg.net/8C1kjDc.jpg

http://www.picdescri...s/pdimg_458.gif

Forward thinking here:
http://www.cherryplu...l-shorts-16.jpg

And one for Christo:
http://therackup.com...tts-500x331.jpg

Fall is here. How about an ode to yoga pants and boots.

http://hazmeelfin.ne...s-y-botas-5.jpg

http://suvhighlight....st-jeil1xst.jpg

http://24.media.tumb...0xwvo1_1280.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/54ITFXP.gif

http://media-cache-a...7139331d375.jpg

http://media-cache-e...96359168412.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TAXqg.jpg

Al O'Pecia, on 07 Oct 2014 - 2:19 PM, said:

Celebrity Yoga Pants...

Kate Beckinsale
pollardsvision, on 08 Oct 2014 - 08:18 AM, said:

Billy Bats, on 08 Oct 2014 - 08:10 AM, said:

Ned, on 08 Oct 2014 - 06:54 AM, said:

pollardsvision, on 08 Oct 2014 - 06:46 AM, said:

:yes:

My Link
:yes: Top 3 ### of all time.
Not yoga pants, but this comment leaves no choice.
Emma Watson rocking the second skin

http://www.imgism.co...-watson-gifs/2/

Not sure how she got these on but god bless her for doing it

http://www.hgiyp.com...c7a24a6e438.jpg

It is arguably her best feature, especially for a small girl.

http://i.imgur.com/bLWeD.jpg
http://m.quickmeme.c...bd6142dc3e2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kZVH04Q.jpg

Even the cat seems to like them

http://www.fadedindu...-in-kitchen.jpg

Not bad at all

http://www.fadedindu...-great-butt.jpg

Having a ball

http://www.fadedindu...agram-photo.jpg

3 mighty nice booties

http://www.fadedindu...rfect-butts.jpg

Yes please

http://www.fadedindu...t-and-shoes.jpg

Clean and jerk anyone?

http://i95.photobuck...ga-pants-40.jpg

:o

http://t3.gstatic.co...qbfwfDAMRcK1AVZ

And it keeps getting better

http://i95.photobuck...ts-part22-9.jpg

:tebow:

http://muscleandbraw...=1&d=1394521836

Assie the new trend?I certainly hope so!

http://i95.photobuck...ts-part3-31.jpg

Oh my!

http://media-cache-c...4e91b115000.jpg



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http://www.seriousfi...s-13feb7-11.jpg

http://cdn-www.i-am-...inguggsgirl.jpg

https://33.media.tum...66xllo1_500.jpg



Old School Booty keyra augustina

New booty

Upside-down pose

Booty in training.

Ready for another round?

http://i.imgur.com/TAu0kaU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MRZenKk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hdzQBQt.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/XaawpJS.png

http://i.imgur.com/WJleQDC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/j2m00eK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/SO4SFE0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4S0U5ai.jpg

A few more

http://i.imgur.com/d0KsNea.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/J8D7laY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aJ1L6oD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MFCGj2T.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AX3bGXq.jpg Jen Selter :excited:

http://i.imgur.com/I7otd2l.jpg



another

one more



More Caitlin Rice

http://i.imgur.com/pNxBjbY.png :wub:

her instagram for those who want more

http://instagram.com/caitlinricefit

F me

http://instagram.com...s53/?modal=true



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supergirl

coy

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light

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http://www.cavemanci...ga_pants_17.jpg

http://www.cavemanci...oga_pants_3.jpg

http://media-cache-e...7fdd8604570.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.co...AOff-.jpg:large

http://3.bp.blogspot...oga-pants-1.jpg

More please

stay thirsty

mocha

sheer

one

(first 10 pages, I'm spent)

 
I'm going to heaven. I've done my best to skew the tax code in favor of major corporations and the 1%. You know I'm in like Flynn.

And if they give me any problems at the gate, I'll just slide my man Peter a fiver.

 
So I died when I was 2 years old, I imagine I had to go to heaven because I was too young to sin. So I believe they should still have my reservation.

 
Jesus is some deep stuff. Takes a lifetime to search and a death to understand.

I try pretty hard, but fail a lot. God saw that we all do that and sent Jesus.
Wait, so God sent Jesus because we have such a hard time understanding Jesus? Maybe if he wouldn't have sent him at all, we'd be less confused? :lol:

From what I've seen, people that reject God, most of them, either place on God something that they saw in another person (placing their judgement of God based upon a human's actions....dumb), or are just totally misinformed on what God is really about...usually from someone they trust.
I don't think I fit either of your categories here. I reject God, your god, all gods, because I don't believe they actually exist in the first place. I'm not projecting and I'm not misinformed, having been raised Catholic and thereby getting the full course of indoctrination from an early age. I just grew up and realized it was all bull-####. Kind of like how I grew up and stopped believing in Santa Claus.

 
Why is it that some religious people feel they have to ram this stuff down everyone's throat?
Personally, I wouldnt consider a thread that is clearly titled to be ramming anything down someone's throat. People choose whether or not to read it. You obviously chose to have it "rammed down your throat".

 
I'm going to heaven. I've done my best to skew the tax code in favor of major corporations and the 1%. You know I'm in like Flynn.

And if they give me any problems at the gate, I'll just slide my man Peter a fiver.
To get an upgrade give him 20 in between your credit card and drivers license.

 

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