Can poo stink stick to you? (1 Viewer)

E Street Brat

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #1

So I'm taking a wiz in the work restroom when somebody busts in making a bee-line for the last stall.

He was moving so fast I couldn't even tell who it was. Just as I start to shake lil' willy dry, I hear a grunt and what sounds like a 500lb man doing a cannonball.

Then the smell hits me. I start to gag and run for the door without washing or zipping up. Now I feel like the stench is clinging to me like cigarette smoke after a night at the bewbie bar,

 

playin4beer

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #2

E Street Brat said:

So I'm taking a wiz in the work restroom when somebody busts in making a bee-line for the last stall.

He was moving so fast I couldn't even tell who it was. Just as I start to shake lil' willy dry, I hear a grunt and what sounds like a 500lb man doing a cannonball.

Then the smell hits me. I start to gag and run for the door without washing or zipping up. Now I feel like the stench is clinging to me like cigarette smoke after a night at the bewbie bar,

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If you smell like cigarette smoke after the bewbie bar, you're doing it wrong...

You should smell like cheap perfume.. stripper perfume..

 

lod01

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #3

The fact that you breathed it in basically means you ate his #### particles. You should worry more about that.

 

Bob Sacamano

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #4

I read that's how Jack Black came up with the name Tenacious D(ookiestink)

 

Parrothead

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #5

only if you roll around in it

 

Osaurus

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #6

I believe the proper term is stank.

 

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Annyong

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #7

Don't you have a baby sized head?

 

Henry Ford

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #8

Yes. But more likely it just means that little bits of his crap are stuck to your nose hairs.

 

koby925

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #9

I'd worry more about not washing your hands after touching your lil willy.

 

Soulfly3

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #10

you're allowed to smoke in your strip clubs? gross... I like the air crisp, with the smell of labia friction

 

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belljr

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #11

did he #### glitter?

 

The General

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #12

This is kind of like when you spray the air with cologne and walk through it except you did it with someone else's farticles. Sorry.

 

E Street Brat

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #13

I need a shower

:X

 

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eoMMan

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #14

You didn't wash your hands?

 

Tom Servo

Nittany Beavers

• Jan 3, 2014

• #15

eoMMan said:

You didn't wash your hands?

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Obviously an uncultured swine.

 

Dr Oadi

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #16

E Street Brat said:

So I'm taking a wiz in the work restroom when somebody busts in making a bee-line for the last stall.

He was moving so fast I couldn't even tell who it was. Just as I start to shake lil' willy dry, I hear a grunt and what sounds like a 500lb man doing a cannonball.

Then the smell hits me. I start to gag and run for the door without washing or zipping up. Now I feel like the stench is clinging to me like cigarette smoke after a night at the bewbie bar,

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You made the classic mistake of breathing in a public restroom.

 

MAC_32

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #17

Never seen malrats?

 

Dippa

Footballguy

• Jan 3, 2014

• #18

Whatever you do, don't look towards the stall. Got pink eye like that once

 

17seconds

root of all aliai

• Jan 3, 2014

• #19

Dentist to the brown courtesy phone

 

Dentist

***Official FBG Dentist***

• Jan 5, 2014

• #20

17seconds said:

Dentist to the brown courtesy phone

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only if it dries.

and cellophane or some oils before play always makes cleanup easier