KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
"Hey, what's up there Fruitcake?"
"They call me Big Hock!"
"Hoggins?"
"They call me Big Hock!"
"Hoggins?"
sizzle. sizzle chest.Hey there, chisel chest!
It's been a few years since my last listening, and I'm usually laughing so hard I don't hear the exact wording...Either way,sizzle. sizzle chest.Hey there, chisel chest!
Jerky Boy: Should I bring my ####### tools? Garage Owner: What? JB: Should I bring my tool box? GO: Why don't you call me tomorrow? JB: I'll tell you what. I'll come down tomorrow, I'll start work tomorrow…I'll work circles around you. I'll rap your ####### head in with a ratchet. You don't have anyone down there like me. I'll be down tomorrow. GO: Yeah, right JB: So I'll see you tomorrow with my tools. ####face.
And don't make me come over there for you either there, JerkeyGet Brett Weir, I Say
"I used to work in Bakersfield, for Mears's gang. I fixed race cars!"
Jerky Boy: Should I bring my ####### tools?
Garage Owner: What?
JB: Should I bring my tool box?
GO: Why don’t you call me tomorrow?
JB: I’ll tell you what. I’ll come down tomorrow, I’ll start work tomorrow…I’ll work circles around you. I’ll rap your ####### head in with a ratchet. You don’t have anyone down there like me. I’ll be down tomorrow.
GO: Yeah, right
JB: So I’ll see you tomorrow with my tools. ####face.
That one is one of the most underrated of them all. No Sol Rosenberg necessary.Coupons?!?!My family is dieing and you talk about ####### coupons?
One of my favorites!UNCLE FREDDIE DIED? Oh my goodness. Martha, Uncle Freddie Died! Oh, i'm gonna... You're in trouble now! I'm gonna come there and I'm gonna break your ####### legs, you killed Uncle Freddie! They killed Uncle Freddie! They killed him, you ######!
You want me to come swing some hot mops?"Hey...ROOFING!!"
"My wife comes in and starts mouthing off like she knows what the #### she's talkin' about...I fire her ### off the roof too. Boom. Outta here"You want me to come swing some hot mops?"Hey...ROOFING!!"
That one slays me.It's tearing the ### out of me.
ETA: wouldn't it be great if it was former mayor (1972-1980) of Philadelphia, Frank Rizzo?# Frank Rizzo - an extremely abrasive blue-collar Italian-American New Yorker with bizarre complaints and requests (voiced by Brennan). (not to be confused with the 1972-1980 Philadelphia mayor, Frank Rizzo)
Which Mears? The one that races now or the one that got ripped off by Trevor?"I used to work in Bakersfield, for Mears's gang. I fixed race cars!"
Jerky Boy: Should I bring my ####### tools?
Garage Owner: What?
JB: Should I bring my tool box?
GO: Why don’t you call me tomorrow?
JB: I’ll tell you what. I’ll come down tomorrow, I’ll start work tomorrow…I’ll work circles around you. I’ll rap your ####### head in with a ratchet. You don’t have anyone down there like me. I’ll be down tomorrow.
GO: Yeah, right
JB: So I’ll see you tomorrow with my tools. ####face.
Love this one."We're at 30 East 60th Street.""35 78th Street, Ok."
One of my favs.Love this one."We're at 30 East 60th Street.""35 78th Street, Ok."
Are you going to use hot pokers....That one slays me.It's tearing the ### out of me.