Recent content by Voltaire

Her boobs are big.

Anderson Cooper has to be in the running here.

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They should just get the guy who does Bill Walton's fake twitter. Hilarious.

It's a good thing he's a basketball player and not someone who has to think for a living. The move here is to threaten to show up and tank if he's claimed. If he's just going to retire, he should get claimed by every team who has a shot to be competitive just so the Heat can't have him.

Let's see if they still love him when he is sitting on the sidelines in a suit for 60 games a year. I guess the Knicks are pretty sure his knees are going to hold up though. :mellow:

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The NBA > Days of Our Lives. I can't believe we almost missed out on all of this because of the lockout.It's Fan-tastic.

Did Dan Gilbert really end that e-mail with "please advise"? I thought that was strictly shtick from around here.

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I pretty much agree except for the bolded. Having faith in Amare's knees in the long run is going to be a losing proposition. I think his K is going to end up an albatross around that team. How much longer is he signed for?However if he can hold up for a year or so, they would have a chance to...

Nope. I'm on my way to work, but this is my reminder to look it up later. I'm 100% sure that at least LeBron signed a 3 year contract with a player option for the fourth year. The other guys may have signed the contract you suggest, but I'd be surprised if they did something different. I'm sure...

I think the (slight) distinction is that Durant re-signed for 5 years. I know the '03 class only signed 3 year contracts, but their reasons for doing that are pretty obvious.